Beardstruation 

When a female gets angry over your beard.

Stacy "your beard is poking me!"

Tod "I wish they made midol for beardstruation"

Stacy "They do its called shaving"

Beardstruation by Mr. Chump August 6, 2011

bearstruction 

The amount of destruction a bear causes.

I let a bear housesit for me once; boy, was my carpet in for a world of bearstruction.

bearstruction by Verein April 21, 2010

Beardsturbation 

1. Fondling of one's own facial hair for the sheer & immense pleasure of it.

2. Stroking the pubic area but focusing on the tufts of hair around the vagina.

"Robert's beard is looking stringy today"

"Yeah, he just had a vigorous bearsturbation session"

"I wouldn't have such a problem with her beardsturbation if she didn't do it so much in public

Beardsturbation by AndyRobertAlexDwyer March 12, 2013