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Beardstorm 

Beardstorm is the act of showering someone with your shaved beard hairs. It usually requires multiple people growing beards for multiple months to acquire what would be enough to produce a Beardstorm.
Me and Mike grew our beard each for 2 months. Then shaved our beards, and placed the hair into a bag. We then showered a skeet with our beard hair using a giant fan and some ingenuity. This was the first ever Beardstorm.
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Beerstorming 

The act of Brainstorming (politically correct version - Thought shower)within an alcohol-fuelled environment such as a pub or wine bar if you are a fancy Dan.
Let's head down the pub for a beerstorming session to iron out the details, what are you drinking Sammy B?
Beerstorming by Big OllieD April 6, 2009
Adjective: used to describe someone who has rugged good-looks highlighted by a thick beard; often attributed to those who profit from their overall beardliness, particularly in the art of mating; a negative term to describe good-looking men with beards by feminine little pansies that cannot grow beards, or even a respectable stache.
Girl 1: Look at that lumberjack looking guy over there. He's so hot.

Girl 2: He's quite a beardsome individual, isn't he?


Dude, you're looking rather beardsome today. Congrats.
Beardsome by Beardsome April 10, 2009

barnstormed 

Dropping an gastual ass bomb on someone in a closed space.

Similar to crop dusting... but taken place in a smaller closed area, like my office.
I was just barnstormed by that gas ass down the hall when he came in to borrow a pen. Someone open a window
barnstormed by neilo510 November 1, 2011

Beardstown

Little lame town in the middle of illinois filled with red necks and wannabe gangsters who think theyre in sur 13!
Are you going to Beardstown? Hopefully those "gangsters" dont shoot you with their BB guns!
Beardstown by definer818 March 4, 2011

Beardstrap

Bill Ackerman was the inventor of this haircut. You must grow a beard and then shave off all of your hair except a strip connection your beard almost like a lion.
Thats a sweet beardstrap.
Beardstrap by Beardstrap Bill July 13, 2009

Beardstrum

Beardstrum is a word commonly used to describe a beard which is overgrown.
God that guy has an awful beardstrum.
Beardstrum by Fabio4evA March 19, 2012
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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