beardsen 

Jensen Ackles beard

Beardsen is amazing.
The beard has a name - Beardsen.

beardsen by Aquarius127 February 15, 2021

Beardsen Backles 

The nickname given to Jensen Ackles with a beard.

Beardsen Backles looks good today! I hope he never shaves.

Beardsen Backles by OmgWhyAreAllThePseudonymsTaken May 14, 2021

beardsexy 

Having a beard that is considered sexy.

Every chick in the room turned to stare in awe when the beardsexy dude arrived at the party.

beardsexy by jpg3 December 22, 2013

Beardson's Law 

A phenomena whereby the browner a person is, the higher the likelihood their smoke alarm batteries need to be replaced.

For example, when observing a black person in their natural habitat, if you listen closely you will likely hear the distinct low battery alert chirp of a smoke-alarm.

I was on Omegle last night and talked to a bunch of black people. I could hear the chirp of a smoke-detector low battery alarm in every one of their houses. Beardson's Law, am I right?

Beardson's Law by urban groyper August 29, 2022

Bearsden

Glasgow's answer to Hollywood.

"Where ya from big chap?"
"Bearsden."
"Ooooh pish pash."

Bearsden by djw1992 April 15, 2009

beardsnuggle 

The strong desire to snuggle up to an epic beard. Especially in winter.
Shared by women, bears, kittens and puppies.

Could we beardsnuggle tonight? It's cold outside.

beardsnuggle by qofd December 20, 2013

Mr. Bearden 

Very caring and unique person who likes to camp in (un)common room so he can catch violators of study hour

-Is it Tuesday already?
-Yep
-Finally, we will have Mr. Bearden

Mr. Bearden by Pablo EmilioGaviria March 8, 2021