Beardstrum

Beardstrum is a word commonly used to describe a beard which is overgrown.

God that guy has an awful beardstrum.

Beardstrum by Fabio4evA March 19, 2012

bearstruction 

The amount of destruction a bear causes.

I let a bear housesit for me once; boy, was my carpet in for a world of bearstruction.

bearstruction by Verein April 21, 2010

Beardstrap

Bill Ackerman was the inventor of this haircut. You must grow a beard and then shave off all of your hair except a strip connection your beard almost like a lion.

Thats a sweet beardstrap.

Beardstrap by Beardstrap Bill July 13, 2009

beardcrumbs 

Small remnants of facial hair left in the sink/bath/shower following shaving.

You've left your beardcrumbs in the bathroom sink yet again.

beardcrumbs by pixel70 June 16, 2010

beardstauch 

its not quite a beard! its not quite a mustauche! its a BEARDSTAUCHE!

that would be a grade fiiiiiive beardstauche.

beardstauch by Samass June 25, 2005

Beatstrumenteous 

The sudden urge or desire to create sick beats or instrumentals. Derived from Anglo-Saxon words beats, instrumentals and spontaneous.

I am feeling beatstrumenteous tonight in the studio

Beatstrumenteous by smoothbeatz June 29, 2011

Beardsturbation 

1. Fondling of one's own facial hair for the sheer & immense pleasure of it.

2. Stroking the pubic area but focusing on the tufts of hair around the vagina.

"Robert's beard is looking stringy today"

"Yeah, he just had a vigorous bearsturbation session"

"I wouldn't have such a problem with her beardsturbation if she didn't do it so much in public

Beardsturbation by AndyRobertAlexDwyer March 12, 2013