beardage

a quasi beard, stubbly beard

eyo you should shave off that beardage b4 dis party 2nite

by j money August 23, 2003

Beardabe

Combination of the word "beard" and "wannabe."

A person who wishes that they had a beard so they wear fake beards or mustaches in public or on their gamer avatar.

A person who can't grow a beard but tries to anyway and gets scraggly peach-fuzz instead.

"That guy put a full beard on his Minecraft character and he's clean shaven IRL, what a beardabe..."

by Reymas March 14, 2013

Bearmageddon

The location at which the final judgement/battle of the bearpocalypse will take place.

Pitiful humans! None shall be spared at Bearmageddon.

by HobieKopek July 11, 2007

beardaversary

A date to celebrate a person's facial hair growth measured from the time they began growing it.

Typically an annual event, but can be celebrated in months or weeks for newly-bearded people.

Dylan's three-year beardaversary is Friday. That thing is huge!

by TheHairyRunner August 11, 2022

bearage

the state of feeling all fuzzy inside

The bearage I feel when speaking with Nicole is unbearable.

by Coli December 4, 2006

Beadage

Is a word used to describe when someone is under intense pressure from his/her manager in the workplace, causing him to sweat profusely.

John is getting some serious Beadage

by Draconius Archetheusis December 8, 2009