Beardabe 

Combination of the word "beard" and "wannabe."

A person who wishes that they had a beard so they wear fake beards or mustaches in public or on their gamer avatar.

A person who can't grow a beard but tries to anyway and gets scraggly peach-fuzz instead.

"That guy put a full beard on his Minecraft character and he's clean shaven IRL, what a beardabe..."

Beardabe by Reymas March 14, 2013

Beardability

The ability to grow facial hair.

Andrea Pirlo has got great beardability.

Beardability by JonnyD1988 July 5, 2014

beardaversary 

A date to celebrate a person's facial hair growth measured from the time they began growing it.

Typically an annual event, but can be celebrated in months or weeks for newly-bearded people.

Dylan's three-year beardaversary is Friday. That thing is huge!

beardaversary by TheHairyRunner August 11, 2022

beardage 

a quasi beard, stubbly beard

eyo you should shave off that beardage b4 dis party 2nite

beardage by j money August 23, 2003

beardbeard 

A straight appearing couple, often celebrities, in the media, government or sensitive cultural arenas where discretion is required, who are both closeted down low gays, and use each other for convenient cover.

No one believed it but I knew for a fact that the pop star/super model power couple were both gay; it was a beardbeard marriage.

beardbeard by RobRoy October 21, 2015

beadabeads 

They are curls in African American people's hair by their preference.

They are curls. Nah they are beadabeads.

beadabeads by flash13342 November 10, 2020

Beandaber 

It’s a person who is very interesting in a good and bad way and it’s the only way to describe them

“Yo that person is so odd they’re such a beandaber”

Beandaber by Blickydealer67 March 27, 2024