deerjacking

An act perpetrated by deer, most commonly Odocoileus virginianus, whereby an unsuspecting driver is tricked into pulling his or her vehicle to the side of the road whereupon he or she will be assault by the deer and its previously well-hidden friends. Most frequently the assualt includes, but is not limited to, butting, violent rubbing, pushing, shoving, spitting and musking. Humon victims are almost always shaken, but seldom injured.

Reports of attempted surprise buttsecks are not unheard of.

Did you guys hear what happened to that poor driver in Wisconsin? He was the victim of a deerjacking! Fortunately he got away with his rectum intact.

by HobieKopek January 05, 2009

Mick

A freestyle biking term used to describe an exceptionally slow wheelie maneuver. esp. without the protection of a helmet.

My boys and I posted up some pics of us doing micks and endos in a warehouse parking lot the other day, and people gave us a hard time because one guy wasn't wearing a helmet in one pic. Jeez.

by HobieKopek March 01, 2007

PIAI

An abbreviation for "Perish in an Inferno"; a high brow version of "Die in a Fire".

See "DIAF".

You cheating whore. I hope you PIAI.

by HobieKopek October 18, 2006

Urstradamus

Noted bear oracle of the early to mid 16th century. Made famous by his scrolls bearing pin-point accurate predictions of future events including world leaders, wars, famine, the bearpocalypse and professional sporting events.

So it has been written, so it has happened. Urstradamus hath predicted, and it hath come to fruition.

by HobieKopek April 20, 2007

bearpocalypse

The day, as prophesied by the noted clairvoyant, Urstradamus, when bears will rise from their underground metropolis and destroy human civilization once and for all. According to prophecy none will be spared but the reverent.

The bearpocalypse is nigh! Repent or don't; either way you're going to be mauled to death, pitiful biped.

by HobieKopek April 20, 2007

Bearmageddon

The location at which the final judgement/battle of the bearpocalypse will take place.

Pitiful humans! None shall be spared at Bearmageddon.

by HobieKopek July 11, 2007

Beartopia

As predicted by the sage Urstradamus, the ursine society that will be brought about after the bearpocalypse. It will be the first major bear society of its size to flourish above ground since bears gave stewardship of the Earth's surface to humans some tens of thousands of years ago.

After bears wipe the face of the earth clean of humans, they will build a massive beartopia on the ruins of man's society. All will be glorious.

by HobieKopek July 11, 2007