An act perpetrated by deer, most commonly Odocoileus virginianus, whereby an unsuspecting driver is tricked into pulling his or her vehicle to the side of the road whereupon he or she will be assault by the deer and its previously well-hidden friends. Most frequently the assualt includes, but is not limited to, butting, violent rubbing, pushing, shoving, spitting and musking. Humon victims are almost always shaken, but seldom injured.
Reports of attempted surprise buttsecks are not unheard of.
Reports of attempted surprise buttsecks are not unheard of.
Did you guys hear what happened to that poor driver in Wisconsin? He was the victim of a deerjacking! Fortunately he got away with his rectum intact.
by HobieKopek October 26, 2007
Any disease, illness or similar affliction that is spread from metrosexual man to metrosexual man by means of excessive grooming, preening, gelling, shaving, clipping, by manicure, pedicure, or any other such styling done under the guise of hygiene.
I just found out why Jes is out of the office today. He caught a metrosexually transmitted disease from his mani-pedi at the shady salon around the corner.
by HobieKopek June 05, 2009
A freestyle biking term used to describe an exceptionally slow wheelie maneuver. esp. without the protection of a helmet.
My boys and I posted up some pics of us doing micks and endos in a warehouse parking lot the other day, and people gave us a hard time because one guy wasn't wearing a helmet in one pic. Jeez.
by HobieKopek February 27, 2007
As predicted by the sage Urstradamus, the ursine society that will be brought about after the bearpocalypse. It will be the first major bear society of its size to flourish above ground since bears gave stewardship of the Earth's surface to humans some tens of thousands of years ago.
After bears wipe the face of the earth clean of humans, they will build a massive beartopia on the ruins of man's society. All will be glorious.
by HobieKopek June 14, 2007
The day, as prophesied by the noted clairvoyant, Urstradamus, when bears will rise from their underground metropolis and destroy human civilization once and for all. According to prophecy none will be spared but the reverent.
The bearpocalypse is nigh! Repent or don't; either way you're going to be mauled to death, pitiful biped.
by HobieKopek April 13, 2007
Having been caught in in a compromising situation with the office intern, Johnny Rumsfelded himself out of trouble by taking a job at another company.
by HobieKopek November 09, 2006
Noted bear oracle of the early to mid 16th century. Made famous by his scrolls bearing pin-point accurate predictions of future events including world leaders, wars, famine, the bearpocalypse and professional sporting events.
So it has been written, so it has happened. Urstradamus hath predicted, and it hath come to fruition.
by HobieKopek April 13, 2007