HobieKopek's definitions

metrosexually transmitted disease

Any disease, illness or similar affliction that is spread from metrosexual man to metrosexual man by means of excessive grooming, preening, gelling, shaving, clipping, by manicure, pedicure, or any other such styling done under the guise of hygiene.

I just found out why Jes is out of the office today. He caught a metrosexually transmitted disease from his mani-pedi at the shady salon around the corner.

by HobieKopek June 5, 2009

Kriss Kross Dump

The complicated act of making a bowel movement through the fly of one's backwards pants.

The Kriss Kross Dump is an Extreme Dumping Sports move with a high difficulty rating due to the low rate of clean execution.

by HobieKopek September 10, 2008

PIAI

An abbreviation for "Perish in an Inferno"; a high brow version of "Die in a Fire".

See "DIAF".

You cheating whore. I hope you PIAI.

by HobieKopek October 18, 2006

rumsfeld

v. To back out or resign under mounting scrutiny and/or criticism.

Having been caught in in a compromising situation with the office intern, Johnny Rumsfelded himself out of trouble by taking a job at another company.

by HobieKopek November 11, 2006

Mick

A freestyle biking term used to describe an exceptionally slow wheelie maneuver. esp. without the protection of a helmet.

My boys and I posted up some pics of us doing micks and endos in a warehouse parking lot the other day, and people gave us a hard time because one guy wasn't wearing a helmet in one pic. Jeez.

by HobieKopek March 1, 2007

bearpocalypse

The day, as prophesied by the noted clairvoyant, Urstradamus, when bears will rise from their underground metropolis and destroy human civilization once and for all. According to prophecy none will be spared but the reverent.

The bearpocalypse is nigh! Repent or don't; either way you're going to be mauled to death, pitiful biped.

by HobieKopek April 20, 2007

Urstradamus

Noted bear oracle of the early to mid 16th century. Made famous by his scrolls bearing pin-point accurate predictions of future events including world leaders, wars, famine, the bearpocalypse and professional sporting events.

So it has been written, so it has happened. Urstradamus hath predicted, and it hath come to fruition.

by HobieKopek April 20, 2007