beacons 

Large firm breasts the nipples always seem to be erect weather in a bra or not.

The tit's you can't help but stare at.

They shine like beacons therefore they become it.

They are not age defined could be on a cougar or a young chick.

People can't help but stare at them.

"No matter where they are everyone seems to be drawn to stare at them like a shining pair of beacons."

"The are like a pair of bug lights you seems dawn to them"

beacons by Maple Backwoods January 23, 2010

Dick Beacons 

Generally used as a name for really nice breasts. No matter the size. They are so perfect they cause uninvited erections. Sometimes at the worst moments.

Guy 1: Hey man how did the presentation go?
Guy 2:Not good, I couldn't take my eyes off the instructors dick beacons. I couldn't lose the hard on at all. Just did it with a pitched tent.
Guy 1: Awe man now I'm pitching one from you talking about her dick beacons.

Dick Beacons by Noremac1981 December 6, 2020

Dick Beacons 

Another term for beautiful breasts. Much like headlights however when dick beacons are present all penises become erect. Hence the beacon calling out and they answer.

Guy 1: How did the presentation go?

Guy 2: Not good. The instructor had the Dock Beacons showing and I had a pitched tent the whole time and couldn't hide it.

Guy 1: Yeah man her dick beacons are weapons of mass seduction.

Dick Beacons by Noremac1981 December 8, 2020

burning beacon of raw sexuality 

Got to be Michael Jackson in his Gold Pants!

When Michael Jackson took the stage in his Gold Pants, Cindy
let out a sigh and fainted onto the stadium floor, he was such a burning beacon of raw sexuality!

burning beacon of raw sexuality by Suzy123 September 23, 2012

The Beacon School 

A mixed public school located in Surrey, England where the girls skirts are higher than their life expectancy, the teachers shag their students, the toilets are used as brothels, and the year 7s think they’re top of the school. The students are either suspiciously smart or can barely pick up a pencil. The teachers are certified nonces who don’t get paid enough and it shows. Most people fail their GCSEs because the grade boundaries are ridiculously high. The toilets look like they haven’t seen any kind of cleaning products since 1985 and to top it all of, the school is ran by a nosy elf who tries too hard and has personal space issues.

person 1: that kid just stole some crappy makeup from asda
person 2: probably goes to the beacon school

The Beacon School by rebeccaaaaaaa.ox January 29, 2020

Douche Beacon

A person, usually female, that only attracts douchey men. Quite like a light house brings in ships from storms.

Man, that chick is really cool but she is such a douche beacon.

Guy 1: Why does that chick stay single all of the time, she's really cool.

Guy 2: She knows that she's a douche beacon, she has completely given up on dating.

Douche Beacon by Wittless September 29, 2014

burning beacon of raw sexuality 

Michael Jackson.

Duh!

As a burning beacon of raw sexuality with limitless talent, Michael Jackson turns up the heat just by swiveling his index finger.

burning beacon of raw sexuality by ChronicOCMD September 20, 2012