baconsex 

The act of either consuming bacon in a slightly homoerotic manner, the use of bacon during foreplay, or coupulating between human and swine. It is also rumored that this word was spawned during a closing shift at McDonald's.

I was channel surfing the other night, and I came across baconsex porn involving Donald Knotts and Hal Sparks.

baconsex by idbeholda October 11, 2006

Baconsexual 

It means when u like bacon. Like when you wanna fuck bacon. So then you're baconsexual

Example:
Rob: Omg i love bacon
Me: so you are Baconsexual?
Rob: HECK y-yeahh

Baconsexual by BISCHHHHHH May 3, 2021

Bacon Sex 

Often known as Kilpatrick Filattio, but can be any kind of sex involving bacon wrapped around and/or stuffed inside appendages or orifices

S.C.: How 'bout it then?
S.K.: Mind if we try Bacon Sex?
S.C.: Of course not, sex is the second best use for Bacon

Bacon Sex by Nachington November 23, 2010

bacon sex 

having sex with a fat person

i had bacon sex with your mom! ............ cuz shes fat

bacon sex by Aleph Daylabutliker January 3, 2010

Bacon Sex 

When students from online schools meet together at a public function (ex. a dance or a party) for an orgy-fest or related debauchery. One or more members from said group bring bacon to the occasion.

Lizzie: Hey lets meet up at the dance for some bacon sex!
AJ: BACON SEX! WOOT!
Alex: I'm in!
Nica: I'll bring the bacon!

Bacon Sex by immatotalBAB September 23, 2011

Turkey Bacon Sex

A loser youtube account who 20,000 fake subscribers and makes retarded vides that he thinks are funny and that people would like. The creator of this youtube accont is a tool.

Turkey bacon sex is an idiot.

Turkey Bacon Sex by Fred_Fred_burger December 15, 2011

Baconsexual 

When someone is aroused towards bacon.

Shasha is such a baconsexual she cums to bacon cooking videos

Baconsexual by thinemica August 26, 2022