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Another term for the fearsome white stuff from our skies. SNOW! They are feared by those not prepared for their fall but yet enjoyed by children.
Credit of the term to Britt's Pub of Saint John
Credit of the term to Britt's Pub of Saint John
Friend 1: What's wrong? You look stressed.
Friend 2: I still have my all seasons on and the
weather looks bad.
Friend 2: Oh crap White Danger Flakes!
Friend 2: I still have my all seasons on and the
weather looks bad.
Friend 2: Oh crap White Danger Flakes!
by Noremac1981 January 2, 2021
Get the White Danger Flakes mug.They/Them 1: this themstrural cycle is awful. I can't wait for it to run it's course
They/Them 2: this what?
They/Them 1: oh it's the best way to say menstrual cycle.
They/Them 2: But you were born a guy
They/Them 2: this what?
They/Them 1: oh it's the best way to say menstrual cycle.
They/Them 2: But you were born a guy
by Noremac1981 February 26, 2023
Get the Themstrural Cycle mug.This applies to people who are constantly late. Generally people in their teen years as they have not completely come to appreciate punctualality as a sign of adulthood.
"Hey! We will never make it to anything on time if you don't stop acting like a bunch of Tardy Tards!"
by Noremac1981 December 29, 2020
Get the Tardy Tards mug.This maneuver is when you perform what would be a regular noogie but with a twist. You bend over the recipient and begin to noogie their taint.
Friend 1:
Why the donut pillow?
Friend 2:
I got a top notch taint Noogie two weeks ago and still feel it."
Why the donut pillow?
Friend 2:
I got a top notch taint Noogie two weeks ago and still feel it."
by Noremac1981 June 2, 2022
Get the Taint Noogie mug.They/Them 1"These hot flashes are unbearable. I can't wait for my Themopause to be done.
They/Them 2: uhhh you're a biological male. You know what nevermind. I hope your themopause ends soon too. You're annoying right now
They/Them 2: uhhh you're a biological male. You know what nevermind. I hope your themopause ends soon too. You're annoying right now
by Noremac1981 February 26, 2023
Get the Themopause mug.This occurs when an individual has a dry spell or never had sex at all. When they do eventually have sex, they smile so big it looks like the big awkward grin on a jack of lantern.
Girl 1: "How was last night?"
Girl 2: "Great until he started to have a Pumpkin Sexface. I didn't know if I should finish him or put him on the front porch."
Girl 2: "Great until he started to have a Pumpkin Sexface. I didn't know if I should finish him or put him on the front porch."
by Noremac1981 June 4, 2017
Get the Pumpkin Sexface mug.This is when a person is performing oral sex on a male and because they are skittish just work the knob of the penis.
Friend 1: How was the blowjob?
Friend 2: Better than nothing they just sucked in
the head?
Friend 1: Ah man I hate Knob Gobblins!
Friend 2: Better than nothing they just sucked in
the head?
Friend 1: Ah man I hate Knob Gobblins!
by Noremac1981 December 23, 2020
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