Definitions by Noremac1981
Themopause
They/Them 1"These hot flashes are unbearable. I can't wait for my Themopause to be done.
They/Them 2: uhhh you're a biological male. You know what nevermind. I hope your themopause ends soon too. You're annoying right now
They/Them 2: uhhh you're a biological male. You know what nevermind. I hope your themopause ends soon too. You're annoying right now
Themopause by Noremac1981 February 26, 2023
Themstrural Cycle
They/Them 1: this themstrural cycle is awful. I can't wait for it to run it's course
They/Them 2: this what?
They/Them 1: oh it's the best way to say menstrual cycle.
They/Them 2: But you were born a guy
They/Them 2: this what?
They/Them 1: oh it's the best way to say menstrual cycle.
They/Them 2: But you were born a guy
Themstrural Cycle by Noremac1981 February 26, 2023
Hanlicapped
Being a combination of Hanlon and Handicapped. This word represents one's ability to get through life despite the fact they can't even put their pants on straight without guidance. Hanlon coming from a legend out of Nova Scotia who demonstrates this phenomenon.
Bro 1: Man I accidently kissed my ex in front of my date. Bit the date still came home with me. How did that happen?
Bro 2: That's because you're Hanlicapped and she felt social guilt ditching you.
Bro 2: That's because you're Hanlicapped and she felt social guilt ditching you.
Hanlicapped by Noremac1981 June 2, 2022
Taint Noogie
This maneuver is when you perform what would be a regular noogie but with a twist. You bend over the recipient and begin to noogie their taint.
Friend 1:
Why the donut pillow?
Friend 2:
I got a top notch taint Noogie two weeks ago and still feel it."
Why the donut pillow?
Friend 2:
I got a top notch taint Noogie two weeks ago and still feel it."
Taint Noogie by Noremac1981 June 2, 2022
Snowflake
A person who for whatever reason is more hurt or offended by something said or done than the victim/target of said action. They also have some sort of pull to enact cancel culture and feel obligated to do the cancelling because they have a higher position in society that. The person/group that should be offended.
Person 1: "Man that skunk is trying to rape that cat. We must end his career."
Person 2: "Bud don't be such a Snowflake it's a cartoon, anyone knows it's not real. Heck how is it even affecting you?"
Person 1: Well really it doesn't but I have to do something because that cartoon skunk may rape me."
Person 2: "Bud don't be such a Snowflake it's a cartoon, anyone knows it's not real. Heck how is it even affecting you?"
Person 1: Well really it doesn't but I have to do something because that cartoon skunk may rape me."
Snowflake by Noremac1981 March 12, 2021
White Danger Flakes
Another term for the fearsome white stuff from our skies. SNOW! They are feared by those not prepared for their fall but yet enjoyed by children.
Credit of the term to Britt's Pub of Saint John
Credit of the term to Britt's Pub of Saint John
Friend 1: What's wrong? You look stressed.
Friend 2: I still have my all seasons on and the
weather looks bad.
Friend 2: Oh crap White Danger Flakes!
Friend 2: I still have my all seasons on and the
weather looks bad.
Friend 2: Oh crap White Danger Flakes!
White Danger Flakes by Noremac1981 January 2, 2021
Tardy Tards
This applies to people who are constantly late. Generally people in their teen years as they have not completely come to appreciate punctualality as a sign of adulthood.
"Hey! We will never make it to anything on time if you don't stop acting like a bunch of Tardy Tards!"
Tardy Tards by Noremac1981 December 29, 2020