This maneuver is when you perform what would be a regular noogie but with a twist. You bend over the recipient and begin to noogie their taint.
Friend 1:
Why the donut pillow?
Friend 2:
I got a top notch taint Noogie two weeks ago and still feel it."
Why the donut pillow?
Friend 2:
I got a top notch taint Noogie two weeks ago and still feel it."
by Noremac1981 June 03, 2022
This applies to people who are constantly late. Generally people in their teen years as they have not completely come to appreciate punctualality as a sign of adulthood.
"Hey! We will never make it to anything on time if you don't stop acting like a bunch of Tardy Tards!"
by Noremac1981 December 29, 2020
Another term for the fearsome white stuff from our skies. SNOW! They are feared by those not prepared for their fall but yet enjoyed by children.
Credit of the term to Britt's Pub of Saint John
Credit of the term to Britt's Pub of Saint John
Friend 1: What's wrong? You look stressed.
Friend 2: I still have my all seasons on and the
weather looks bad.
Friend 2: Oh crap White Danger Flakes!
Friend 2: I still have my all seasons on and the
weather looks bad.
Friend 2: Oh crap White Danger Flakes!
by Noremac1981 January 02, 2021
A person who for whatever reason is more hurt or offended by something said or done than the victim/target of said action. They also have some sort of pull to enact cancel culture and feel obligated to do the cancelling because they have a higher position in society that. The person/group that should be offended.
Person 1: "Man that skunk is trying to rape that cat. We must end his career."
Person 2: "Bud don't be such a Snowflake it's a cartoon, anyone knows it's not real. Heck how is it even affecting you?"
Person 1: Well really it doesn't but I have to do something because that cartoon skunk may rape me."
Person 2: "Bud don't be such a Snowflake it's a cartoon, anyone knows it's not real. Heck how is it even affecting you?"
Person 1: Well really it doesn't but I have to do something because that cartoon skunk may rape me."
by Noremac1981 March 12, 2021
This is when a person is performing oral sex on a male and because they are skittish just work the knob of the penis.
Friend 1: How was the blowjob?
Friend 2: Better than nothing they just sucked in
the head?
Friend 1: Ah man I hate Knob Gobblins!
Friend 2: Better than nothing they just sucked in
the head?
Friend 1: Ah man I hate Knob Gobblins!
by Noremac1981 December 24, 2020
Being a combination of Hanlon and Handicapped. This word represents one's ability to get through life despite the fact they can't even put their pants on straight without guidance. Hanlon coming from a legend out of Nova Scotia who demonstrates this phenomenon.
Bro 1: Man I accidently kissed my ex in front of my date. Bit the date still came home with me. How did that happen?
Bro 2: That's because you're Hanlicapped and she felt social guilt ditching you.
Bro 2: That's because you're Hanlicapped and she felt social guilt ditching you.
by Noremac1981 June 03, 2022
This is the nickname for the SARS-CoV-2 pandemic of 2020. Cause really no time in history has there been more of an obstacle for a guy to get laid.
Man I can't remember the last time I banged. I mean the Cock Block Supreme just keeps going and going.
by Noremac1981 December 08, 2020