Beaconsfield 

This is a place where all the really COOL people hang out (aka phil). To get to beaconsfield you need to catch the p&o via west melbourne, i can strongly recommend taking some solver paints to help out.

Let's catch the P&O to beaconsfield to catch up with all the cool people.

Beaconsfield by Simon Dwyer September 8, 2006

Beaconsfield High School 

Where the students are significant overachievers that feel like they have to be the best and stress themselves out for no reason. Unfortunately, the canteen is overpriced (sorry roger) but that’s alright for the posh rich students here.

Beaconsfield High School? Oh, you mean Becky High

Beaconsfield High School by Becky is High May 3, 2022

Whites Beaconsfield 

Affordable teeth whitening that gives you an abundance of confidence and causes one to be constantly smiling.

Melissa “Why are you always smiling so much?”
Rob “Whites Beaconsfield duh”

Whites Beaconsfield by Mizz Mog November 25, 2021

Beaconsfieldism 

When you don't annex Egypt

'Gladstone's aversion to Beaconsfieldism was well demonstrated by his subsequent annexation of Egypt after his vehement 1878-1880 Midlothian campaign.'

Beaconsfieldism by The unanswered question February 20, 2022

The beaconsfeild 

The especially heinous act of "shit fucking" and, devostating the rectum of a 40 year old plus adelaide hills woman, to the point where her rectum has turned unto a type of weir, and therfore resembles a collapsed australian mine shaft, this is also contributed to the large amount of alcohol based faeces present during the incident.

First freind: I have smashed this birds mud button so hard i left it lookin like the beaconsfeild mine , shit went everywhere i just threw the cover over it and proceeded to devostate her bowel, i tell you what it was shit lube"

Freind: what the fuck man?

The beaconsfeild by Cesspete December 6, 2017