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Beachmaster 

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The king hippopotamus. He runs the beach. The other hippos can't even go to sleep until Beachmaster does first. Now and then a younger hippo will challenge Beachmaster to a fight. If the challenger wins he becomes the new Beachmaster. However Beachmaster always wins. After victory Beachmaster will fornicate with a woman of his choosing. His favorite pastime is eating sausages from the sausage tree, which blossoms once a year. He is also very protective of his fellow hippos. When a hippo dies, Beachmaster will protect the corpse from hyennas, lions, crocodiles, or whatever. However if he's hungry he will eat it himself. The bottom line is that Beachmaster is the shit.
Beachmaster killed Johnny after he lied down first.
Beachmaster by Wifflemaster July 16, 2008

Bleachtastic 

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To show something that is so cringy that it is worth to drink bleach or wash your eyes with bleach.
Person A: Hey, did you saw that "Epic" Rap Battle about Roblox and Minecraft by a kid on YouTube?
Person B: OMG You talking about that bleachtastic video that wasted me five bottle of bleach?
Bleachtastic by ohaikenton August 9, 2016

Beacham’d

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To be slayed by someone whilst totally off guard and unprepared for defence.
Big Dog totally got Beacham’d in the staff room!

betchgasm 

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strong emotion triggered by a reaction to audio/video from the song "gimme more" and or any realtion to britney spears, or the line "its britney betch."
you suddenly hear one of britney spears old songs like hit me baby one more time, or oops i did it again, and react in an extreme emotion, such as being extremly excited or annoyed, resulting in a betchgasm.
betchgasm by Madie G January 3, 2008

beautasmagasm 

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Last night, I had a beautasmagasm.
beautasmagasm by Sawyer35 January 27, 2009

Beacham 

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"One who can never die; deathless"
“He Was In A Very Bad Car Crash. Surprised He Survived, Maybe He Is Beacham”
Beacham by John Pavler April 13, 2021
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
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minimap 

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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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Dotard 

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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