Beachtard

The kid with the water gun at the beach who thinks it’s cool to spray random people.

Let’s teach the beachtard a lesson! *beats the everliving shit out of him*

by susmanThatssus August 7, 2021

Becktard

Becktard- A person that lacks common sense and education who believes that Glen Beck's thoughts and words are just below that of the holy gospel and they must belive and do as they are told. They have no problem with making him rich by purchasing his books and attending his lectures while they live off of hotdogs and beans.Like Jim Jones If Beck offered them kool-aid they would drink it quickly and smile. They waste their time listening to him on radio and watching his TV show followed by passing his words onto others not knowing that normal people laugh at them because of the stupitidy they show.

What a becktard.

by wolf1958 June 27, 2010

Bitchtard

Combination of the term bitch, which means someone who complains, yells, and is always in a bad mood, and retard, which means someone who consistently does incredibly stupid things.

Definition: A whiny and bitchy person who is constantly acting like a retard.

Jessica Simpson

by Conk April 20, 2004

beartard

element of bear

element of retard

noun


1 generic name for foolish or disturbed forum poster suffering from delusions of granduer and bouts of paranoid fantasy

2 common zooological name for swamp dwelling troll

3 narcissistic forum creature more concerned with preservation of own self esteem than facts

4 common name for user who has been multi banned for being a self destructing moron

Bob always has to be king of the forums. He's such a beartard.

by micks_folly March 25, 2009

Beardtard

The beard of popular youtuber, ShayCarl, of the Shaytards. The beard lived from 2007-Jan 1 2010. He shaved his beard live on blogtv.

1: Hey, did you hear?
2: What?
1: Shaycarl finally shaved the beardtard!
2: OMG! NO WAY!
1: Yeah. He looks so much better!

by Lyndsay Cal January 3, 2010

Bechard

usually outcasted from most others, fun loving person, easily trustable and true.

He won't party with me, but he'll still my friend hes some kinda bechard or something.

by Bechard February 20, 2009

Bracktard

A reference to Roger Goodell in his younger years. In today's terms, a Bracktard is someone who would be a terrible commissioner of a fantasy football league, imposing ridiculous rules and not including a waiver wire.

"What are you Bracktarded?"

"Never go full Bracktard."

by God Hates You July 22, 2014