beachbasking

A relaxed beach activity where you float, lounge, or bask on a board without trying to surf, catch waves, or perform tricks.

Basically: not surfing, just enjoying the beach, sea, sun, and surface.

“We weren’t surfing. We were just beachbasking on baskboards.”

“The waves were flat, so we went beachbasking instead.”

“Are you surfing?”
“Nope. Beachbasking.”

beachbasking by Mondellera May 30, 2026

Beachballing 

To micromanage a thing while having none of the requisite skill to micromanage it.

My boss has no idea how to make a commercial but he' s beachballing me with bad ideas about it.

Beachballing by walrus1066 September 20, 2017

Beachballing 

the insertion of a deflated beach ball into a woman's vagina and inflating it.

"I heard you were beachballing Kate last night. How did that go?"
"She's fucking dead man. What did you think would happen?"

"Sweetheart do you want to try beachballing?"
"NO! I want to live."

Beachballing by reallynotgay March 19, 2010