Beacham

"One who can never die; deathless"

“He Was In A Very Bad Car Crash. Surprised He Survived, Maybe He Is Beacham”

by John Pavler April 13, 2021

Beacham

"A God Of Death" or "One who can never die; deathless"

"Beacham Has Been Here."

by Devin Weston April 9, 2021

Beacham’d

To be slayed by someone whilst totally off guard and unprepared for defence.

Big Dog totally got Beacham’d in the staff room!

by It’s the Phantom June 17, 2021

Joshua Beacham (Sitcoms Be Like)

A man who REALLY likes other homosapiens of the same gender

"Oh no its Joshua Beacham (Sitcoms Be Like), he's gonna hit on me again!"

by LeGuyWithLeCheeseBurger January 20, 2025

Beachaven

Only the most dope pool in Clarksville, Tn where all the female guards are bitches and a random male guard that likes to drink a lot of milk. There is no place to hide from the sun, and the water is cold as ice . Never any parking spaces so be prepared to walk a mile. Other than that.... pools clean! 5 starts !

Child 1: Barksdale blows

Child 2: I'm to drunk right now to operate

Child 1: let's skip school and to Beachaven cause its crunk as fuck there

by Minivan13 June 16, 2013

Beachmaster

The king hippopotamus. He runs the beach. The other hippos can't even go to sleep until Beachmaster does first. Now and then a younger hippo will challenge Beachmaster to a fight. If the challenger wins he becomes the new Beachmaster. However Beachmaster always wins. After victory Beachmaster will fornicate with a woman of his choosing. His favorite pastime is eating sausages from the sausage tree, which blossoms once a year. He is also very protective of his fellow hippos. When a hippo dies, Beachmaster will protect the corpse from hyennas, lions, crocodiles, or whatever. However if he's hungry he will eat it himself. The bottom line is that Beachmaster is the shit.

Beachmaster killed Johnny after he lied down first.

by Wifflemaster July 16, 2008

beauchampesque

An affair plagued by equivocation and stupidity.

Fay's knee-jerk cry of racism for any opposing view is truly beauchampesque.

by Iblisatan January 23, 2007