Only the most dope pool in Clarksville, Tn where all the female guards are bitches and a random male guard that likes to drink a lot of milk. There is no place to hide from the sun, and the water is cold as ice . Never any parking spaces so be prepared to walk a mile. Other than that.... pools clean! 5 starts !

Child 1: Barksdale blows

Child 2: I'm to drunk right now to operate

Child 1: let's skip school and to Beachaven cause its crunk as fuck there

Beachaven by Minivan13 June 16, 2013

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Beachmaster

The king hippopotamus. He runs the beach. The other hippos can't even go to sleep until Beachmaster does first. Now and then a younger hippo will challenge Beachmaster to a fight. If the challenger wins he becomes the new Beachmaster. However Beachmaster always wins. After victory Beachmaster will fornicate with a woman of his choosing. His favorite pastime is eating sausages from the sausage tree, which blossoms once a year. He is also very protective of his fellow hippos. When a hippo dies, Beachmaster will protect the corpse from hyennas, lions, crocodiles, or whatever. However if he's hungry he will eat it himself. The bottom line is that Beachmaster is the shit.

Beachmaster killed Johnny after he lied down first.

Beachmaster by Wifflemaster July 16, 2008

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beauchampesque

An affair plagued by equivocation and stupidity.

Fay's knee-jerk cry of racism for any opposing view is truly beauchampesque.

beauchampesque by Iblisatan January 23, 2007

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