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Beachmaster 

The king hippopotamus. He runs the beach. The other hippos can't even go to sleep until Beachmaster does first. Now and then a younger hippo will challenge Beachmaster to a fight. If the challenger wins he becomes the new Beachmaster. However Beachmaster always wins. After victory Beachmaster will fornicate with a woman of his choosing. His favorite pastime is eating sausages from the sausage tree, which blossoms once a year. He is also very protective of his fellow hippos. When a hippo dies, Beachmaster will protect the corpse from hyennas, lions, crocodiles, or whatever. However if he's hungry he will eat it himself. The bottom line is that Beachmaster is the shit.
Beachmaster killed Johnny after he lied down first.
Beachmaster by Wifflemaster July 16, 2008
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BeastMaster_64 

THE GREATEST POKEMON HUNTER TO EVER WALK THE EARTH.
Man, I wish I was as good at pokemon as {BeastMaster_64}.
BeastMaster_64 by Egberry September 21, 2018

Beanmaster Flip 

Smoking a joint with a cup of steamy hot coffee.
I'm having a Beanmaster Flip right now; coffee and weed.

beastmaster

1. The act of helping somebody up by grabbing each others forearm.
2. A way of greeting. Like a hand shake but in the same manner mentioned above.

Both are made famous by the movie of the same name.
Dude, help me out here. Give me a beastmaster.

Stallone totally fucked up the beastmaster maneuver at the beginning of cliffhanger.
beastmaster by Robble Robble June 19, 2007

Beanmaster

1. The Supreme Master of Beans.

2. (In science fiction) A member of the fifth caste of the Beanoid species, a race of giant sentient bipedal extraterrestrial bean beings. Beanmasters form a ruling elite over the other castes that make up the bulk of the Beanoid population and their directions shape and steer the course the Beanoid Empire takes in its dealings with other sentient species.
All hail Beanmaster Charles- Supreme Master of The Beans!

"… And so it came to pass in the 5,988th year of the Galactic Era that the Beanmasters united the quarreling factions of the Beanoids, and set them on the path to forging what would in time become the formidable Beanoid Empire: the Federation's direst foe."
~Extract from The Official History of the Bean Wars: Volume I
Beanmaster by Charlemagne1993 October 4, 2017

bitchmaster

One who is master of all bitches. "When a bitch is bitten, the master of all bitches must be killed in order to release his/her underlings"
Bitchmaster is the master of all bitches.
bitchmaster by Rich+Sand July 24, 2006

Beatmaster 

1. A powerful man able to hurt and injure fellow human beings.

2. Someone unlucky in love who needs to masturbate reguarly. Derives from the verb 'to beat off.'

3. Someone musically adept, capable of encouraging crowds to dance to his/her tunes.
1. 'They'd better watch what they say John's the fucking beatmaster.'

2. 'You bought any more porn Mike? You beatmaster, you'

3. 'This DJ is the beatmaster.'
Beatmaster by The Lion King January 29, 2005
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