bayed

bayed - Someone who pretends they jerk off/a young man that fingers his crack.

Jono: Dude..Your such a liar..You Bayed
Ben: Bayed?
Jono: You always pretend to wank..

by JackoKegna June 10, 2007

e-bayed

Where someone or something belonging to a person has been put up as an item up for sale on eBay.

"Look, Kieron Dyer is on eBay."
"Hey, Joe, someone put your mum on eBay."
"Hey look, you've been e-bayed!"

by Man On The Run May 3, 2008

I finished to baked

To receive a message from Hotpocket, from the somewhat popular Youtube series "Ralfi's Alley- Sh*ts n Giggles" while ejaculating.

I finished to baked last night while choking the literal fuck out of my chicken, I spent the rest of that night crying.

by Shipmaster of the Loveboat August 9, 2015

baeddel

Baeddel is the etymological root of bad. Originally meaning "a queer or effeminate man or hermaphrodite" people forgot all about the original meaning. Just as if everyone forgot that calling someone queer had anything to do with being gay and just began using it for its derogatory connotation. Later on trans women began calling themselves Baeddels as part of a feminist movement meant to reclaim their history sometime around 1990. Around 2016 when various tumblr users encountered real feminists trying to revive parts of an ancient indigenous language it went about as well as anyone could have expected. They should have just invented a xenogender.

Trans woman: I've been reading a lot about baeddels and I think I should start calling myself one because I'm tired of being called a man hating rapist child molestor.
Tumblr users: you're a man hating rapist child molestor! Probably racist too!

by we_dont_exist June 26, 2023

based retard

Someone so retarded that they create a humorous or good situation purely on accident.

Tom: Bob drove drunk and ended up slamming into that shitty modern art statue.
Bill: Based retard.

by SloppyPartyBottom November 3, 2018

Hit Based

Synonym: "Foe confidence"

A leisurely used word to describe a comment that is either too confidently said and/or is used as a way to cover major insecurity that is 100% fuck no.

"As time progresses things mutate and become much different and they evolve"-Chris D'elia at 2:00 of Ten Minute Podcast's episode "TMP- Hit Based"

Pyramid of Evolution/Latin Roots:

Hieugh 'nsecure
Hieu 'nsecure
Hie 'nsecure
Hit 'nsecure
Hit Based.

Bryan *while holding a pop tart of a phone*: "I was shooting a TV show in Alaska, by the way, a hunting show."
Chris: "That is hit based as fuck, dude."
Will: "Hit based for sure."

by Tenmidpodette October 19, 2014

plant based drippin

Someone on a plant based diet who is overflowing with style and flavor.

OfficialGreyMusic is a vegan rapper who dropped a dope ass freestyle in the car in 2016 called “Vegan Thanksgiving”. He became an internet sensation because his style and originality. He then coined the phrase “Plant Based Drippin”. Ex. Grey the rapper got so much swag, he’s plant based drippin!

by J.Shredder December 5, 2017