10 definitions by we_dont_exist
Someone who is a "theyfab" is trans person who is not transitioning medically and afab (assigned female at birth) and who goes by the pronouns they / them. The origin of the word is a portmanteau afab / they - theyfab. The word originated as a way to criticize women who call themselves trans for the social clout on websites like tumblr. The so called theyfab assume this identity because it's useful as a shield and a hammer to bludgeon other kinds of queer people who are more visible and vulnerable than them and will use their identity to acquire as many privileges at as little cost as possible. This word is widely considered offensive but only by other theyfabs. Notable theyfabs include Ana Mardoll, Aiden Hale and a million obese smol beans named Greyson.
Person one: "Hey did you know that if you put they/them pronouns on your women's college application you can get scholarships for it?"
Person two *overhearing*: "Theyfabs, theyfabs, theyfabs."
Person two *overhearing*: "Theyfabs, theyfabs, theyfabs."
by we_dont_exist February 28, 2024
Theyfabs are scene girl revivalists who want a t-slur pass; transmisogynists but woke, a theyfab will use their proximity to their birth gender to police trans women while simultaneously claiming to have a trans feminine gender. Typically middle class a theyfab will use neoliberal validity ideology to place themselves at the forefront of trans liberation while simultaneously doing all the things that terfs accuse trans women of while, also, simultaneously acting like a terf. They do not physically or socially transition but still claim to be trans because they love saying slurs. They will typically mix up trans identities that are mutually exclusive while saying some of the most deeply transphobic shit you've ever heard.
theyfab: I just came back from the women's retreat that was being held at the women's college I attend where nobody knows that I use they/them pronouns and I just kicked out my trans woman roommate because they just ruined the saphic nonbinary afab viiiiiiiiiibes!
trans woman overhearing this: theyfabs, theyfabs theyfabs.
trans woman overhearing this: theyfabs, theyfabs theyfabs.
by we_dont_exist February 4, 2024
It's misogyny but for the fellas.
"This trans woman was talking about misogyny but I didn't notice her talking about transandrophobia. We're really getting erased out here. We also need soap that smells like pencil shavings and is colored black."
by we_dont_exist February 27, 2024
Transandrophobia is what trans men call the emotion they experience when they see trans women getting murdered on the news and nobody is talking about trans men. Transandrophobia is the fear, disgust, and disorientation that trans men experience when they have to sit down and listen to trans women talk about anything that isn't trans men for ten minutes.
Trans man witnessing a trans woman getting murdered: "trans men can be lesbians"
Trans woman: "Call the police. Take me to the hospital! Help!"
Trans man: "I'm sick of trans men being silenced. This is transandrophobia!"
Trans woman: "Call the police. Take me to the hospital! Help!"
Trans man: "I'm sick of trans men being silenced. This is transandrophobia!"
by we_dont_exist January 30, 2024
Baeddel is the etymological root of bad. Originally meaning "a queer or effeminate man or hermaphrodite" people forgot all about the original meaning. Just as if everyone forgot that calling someone queer had anything to do with being gay and just began using it for its derogatory connotation. Later on trans women began calling themselves Baeddels as part of a feminist movement meant to reclaim their history sometime around 1990. Around 2016 when various tumblr users encountered real feminists trying to revive parts of an ancient indigenous language it went about as well as anyone could have expected. They should have just invented a xenogender.
Trans woman: I've been reading a lot about baeddels and I think I should start calling myself one because I'm tired of being called a man hating rapist child molestor.
Tumblr users: you're a man hating rapist child molestor! Probably racist too!
Tumblr users: you're a man hating rapist child molestor! Probably racist too!
by we_dont_exist June 26, 2023
A pedophile.
by we_dont_exist February 4, 2024
A transwoman is an incorrect way to write trans woman. This spelling might get you yelled at by people who don't have anything better to do.
"Transwoman.? Transwoman is incorrect because trans is an adjective and woman is a noun. Trans women are women not transwomen. If that makes sense."
by we_dont_exist June 11, 2024