batmitzvah 

oxford says:
Bar mitzvah is a Jewish coming of age ritual for boys, whereas Bat mitzvah is a Jewish coming of age ritual for girls.

i say
skip the crappy shul and go to the nightclub party loads of gw and more shitzzzzzzzzz but u may cme a jewish woman but no drinking and no puberty not done u may be bat mitzvah with no tits

batmitzvah lets goooooooooooo

batmitzvah by gossipgirlxoxoxixo April 13, 2020

BBQMitzvah 

A BBQ/Party where you invite all your friends, their friends, their kids, pets and strangers to consume and indulge in all your food and alcohol, produce T-Shirts and other giveaways, and party so hard your jealous neighbors phone the fuzz.

BBQ: Outside lunch/dinner party usually involving food prepared on a grill

Mitzvah: Good Deed

Kirk's BBQMitzvah is the best. My all time favorite was his fifth annual when the theme was "Make Love, Not Jihad".

BBQMitzvah by KirkCHI November 5, 2009

bat mitzvah 

The feminine equivalent of a bar mitzvah. Whereas the bar mitzvah is a coming-of-age ceremony for boys on their 13th birthday that dates back hundreds of years, the bat mitzvah was created in the early 20th century. It was not until the 80s and 90s though that they became widely celebrated.
The reason bat mitzvahs exist is not because of tradition, but insteada because women, and girls need to feel equal to men, and boys in every way now, to the nth degree.
The bat mitzvah begins in the temple, with the formal service, and then is followed by a lavish reception.
Some hallmarks are: Screaming young girls, trendy deejays, and expensive party gifts.

Daddy said money is no object for my bat mitzvah because I'm his princess.

bat mitzvah by Woody10187 October 30, 2006

bat mitzvah hangover

similar to mall hangover, the headache and foot pains you get after going to a bat mitzvah or bar mitzvah from the noise, dancing, and fun.

"My feet are killing me..and my head."
"Seems like you've got yourself a bat mitzvah hangover. ;)"

bat mitzvah hangover by maeve h May 3, 2008

Barkmitzvah

Religious coming of age for a dog

My dog Jake had his Barkmitzvah today

Barkmitzvah by The Countercycler November 15, 2020

Bat Mitzvah 

A Jewish celebration where a girl of 12 or 13 pretends to read in Hebrew even though she really only memorized the transliteration then dances the electric slide in front of family she doesn't even know. She wears an ugly poofy dress and will regret that day for many years to come.

Jew "are you coming to my Bat Mitzvah?"
unsuspecting Goy " Yeah! it'll be awesome!"

Bat Mitzvah by kosherMatza July 5, 2020

britmitzvah 

The traditional 16th birthday celebration of a British male, signifying the passage from Lad to Bloke.
During the ceremony, the family will present a monacle, a pub card, and a cricket bat to the guest of honor.

Significance:
The monacle represents British nobility
The cricket bat symbolizes the UK natives need to follow obscure sports
The pub card is awarded as an afterthought

Damian took part in his britmitzvah years ago and has since lost his monacle.

britmitzvah by elvisthegoalie February 1, 2013