britmitzvah

The traditional 16th birthday celebration of a British male, signifying the passage from Lad to Bloke.
During the ceremony, the family will present a monacle, a pub card, and a cricket bat to the guest of honor.

Significance:
The monacle represents British nobility
The cricket bat symbolizes the UK natives need to follow obscure sports
The pub card is awarded as an afterthought

Damian took part in his britmitzvah years ago and has since lost his monacle.

by elvisthegoalie February 1, 2013

batmitzvah

oxford says:
Bar mitzvah is a Jewish coming of age ritual for boys, whereas Bat mitzvah is a Jewish coming of age ritual for girls.

i say
skip the crappy shul and go to the nightclub party loads of gw and more shitzzzzzzzzz but u may cme a jewish woman but no drinking and no puberty not done u may be bat mitzvah with no tits

batmitzvah lets goooooooooooo

by gossipgirlxoxoxixo April 13, 2020