Barkmitzvah

Religious coming of age for a dog

My dog Jake had his Barkmitzvah today

Barkmitzvah by The Countercycler November 15, 2020

boremitzvah 

An event that is extremely boring.

This lecture on the history of ant hills is a total boremitzvah.

boremitzvah by soulwriter December 22, 2009

Bark Mitzvah

The moment when a puppy becomes a dog.

Buster went the whole day without eating a cushion... I think he had his Bark Mitzvah!

Bark Mitzvah by CM_Schwartzy July 23, 2014

batmitzvah 

oxford says:
Bar mitzvah is a Jewish coming of age ritual for boys, whereas Bat mitzvah is a Jewish coming of age ritual for girls.

i say
skip the crappy shul and go to the nightclub party loads of gw and more shitzzzzzzzzz but u may cme a jewish woman but no drinking and no puberty not done u may be bat mitzvah with no tits

batmitzvah lets goooooooooooo

batmitzvah by gossipgirlxoxoxixo April 13, 2020