Barkmitzvah

Religious coming of age for a dog

My dog Jake had his Barkmitzvah today

by The Countercycler November 15, 2020

boremitzvah

An event that is extremely boring.

This lecture on the history of ant hills is a total boremitzvah.

by soulwriter December 22, 2009

Bark Mitzvah

The moment when a puppy becomes a dog.

Buster went the whole day without eating a cushion... I think he had his Bark Mitzvah!

by CM_Schwartzy July 23, 2014

batmitzvah

oxford says:
Bar mitzvah is a Jewish coming of age ritual for boys, whereas Bat mitzvah is a Jewish coming of age ritual for girls.

i say
skip the crappy shul and go to the nightclub party loads of gw and more shitzzzzzzzzz but u may cme a jewish woman but no drinking and no puberty not done u may be bat mitzvah with no tits

batmitzvah lets goooooooooooo

by gossipgirlxoxoxixo April 13, 2020