Similar to a yoke in a sence that like to an ox it's a way of guiding somebody to do good with their life. It would be popularly marketed with something like #mitzvah and @superjew, it's basically a good deed but with more value to the soul. Also mentioned constantly in the Jewish world alongside words like Hashem, kosher, Bernie, and Wall Street.
Already have too much money? Do a mitzvah! Donate to some random charity!
It was fun to volunteer with my yeshivah for the local homeless shelter! #mitzvah #BaruchHashem #BecauseWeAreLakewoodSoWeAre etterThanAll
Those people from Lakewood think they are so great because they worked for a rushed hour to help the homeless while shitting on any other organization that helped out even though they put WAY more effort! Why don't they do the mitzvah of learning to STFU!
(v)-to forcibly induce celebration on another
(v)-mit-tah-zah-fah: to throw people up in the air on a chair. not to be confused with extreme duck duck goose, where the person would be tied to the chair and the people, running with the chair on their shoulders towards a bubbling couldron, would be yelling, "stew pot stew pot...!"
if u live in a jewish neighborhood, then 7th grade will be full of mitzvahs. also known as BM season. This is basically when all the girls dress like fuckin hoes in their short tight ass black dresses and guys look gay as fuck in their tight ass pants. Everyone hooks up in the halls for 30 seconds and then gets caught by a caterer or a jewish grandma. All the girls jump up and down ass those little pervy seventh grade guys watch their tits. The bad kids go juul in the bathroom and then also get caught by a grandpa named Irving. The Shirley temples are endless and the kids that dont steal alchohol off the adults tables pretend to get drunk off of them.
lily : I love bat mitzvah season!!
Emma: you only like bat mitzvah season because you make out with Jake every time!!
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She'spretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"