Tiffany: I thought Bar Mitzvah means I have to get up on the bar and show everyone my mitzvah.
by thoughts_and_prayers June 5, 2019
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My Christian motherlaw told me that Mitzvah means shitshow.
by Pete the Irish heat October 28, 2018
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Similar to a yoke in a sence that like to an ox it's a way of guiding somebody to do good with their life. It would be popularly marketed with something like #mitzvah and @superjew, it's basically a good deed but with more value to the soul. Also mentioned constantly in the Jewish world alongside words like Hashem, kosher, Bernie, and Wall Street.
Already have too much money? Do a mitzvah! Donate to some random charity!

It was fun to volunteer with my yeshivah for the local homeless shelter! #mitzvah #BaruchHashem #BecauseWeAreLakewoodSoWeAre etterThanAll

Those people from Lakewood think they are so great because they worked for a rushed hour to help the homeless while shitting on any other organization that helped out even though they put WAY more effort! Why don't they do the mitzvah of learning to STFU!
by DethKnot March 15, 2017
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(v)-to forcibly induce celebration on another
(v)-mit-tah-zah-fah: to throw people up in the air on a chair. not to be confused with extreme duck duck goose, where the person would be tied to the chair and the people, running with the chair on their shoulders towards a bubbling couldron, would be yelling, "stew pot stew pot...!"
You better be careful on your birthday or we'll mitzvah you real good.

I'll mitzvah you!!
by JoeTrotta/ Jenny Lowe February 5, 2008
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Slang for a COVID-compliant bar mitzvah ceremony held in a temple parking lot, with all participants safely socially distanced inside of their own cars.
I had a seriously awesome car mitzvah that will leave memories lasting a lifetime!
by Dr Bunnygirl April 29, 2020
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A party you throw to celebrate having the same breast implants for 13 years. Usually held right before you upgrade to a newer pair.
I can't wait to celebrate my boob mitzvah and give them a going away party.
by Faster Redhead September 28, 2016
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A coming-of-age ceremony in the Jewish religion. When a boy turns thirteen, he is considered a man and reads a torah portion in front of friends, family and his shul. Bat Mitzvahs, the counterpart for 13-year-old girls, started in the early 20th century. Bar and Bat Mitzvahs are really supposed to be holy ceremonies that mark a child's emergence into the adult world of Judiasm, but in some parts of the US the parties are all that matters. Yes, it's very important for each young teen to out-do each other. Whether it's having expensive DJ's or balloon arches, invitees of Bar/Bat Mitvahs know they will have a great time and end up with a giveaway, like a t-shirt or pj pants with a cheesy saying. (Read: "I danced my pants off at Lauren's Bat Mitzvah!") For young teens that are or know Jewish teens, Bar and Bat Mitzvahs are the social highlights of the 7th and 8th grades.

Slang: On AIM "BM"
Verb:
Mr. Cohen: My daughter is getting Bat Mitzvahed in January.
Mrs. Berg: I am so proud of her! Mazel Tov!

Noun:
Rebecca: Like, Omigod, so I am getting a chocolate fondue fountain during my Bat Mitzvah party!
Elana: Um, Katie already had one of those.
Rebecca: No! My party must be better than hers! Now I'll get hula dancers. HA!

Ben: I scored 7,653 bucks from my Bar Mitzvah.
Andrew: Well I scored 8,127 bucks. Plus a new laptop. HA!
by Heather M October 12, 2005
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