Mitzvah 

Another word for the female genitalia.

Tiffany: I thought Bar Mitzvah means I have to get up on the bar and show everyone my mitzvah.

Mitzvah by thoughts_and_prayers June 5, 2019

Mitzvah 

Similar to a yoke in a sence that like to an ox it's a way of guiding somebody to do good with their life. It would be popularly marketed with something like #mitzvah and @superjew, it's basically a good deed but with more value to the soul. Also mentioned constantly in the Jewish world alongside words like Hashem, kosher, Bernie, and Wall Street.

Already have too much money? Do a mitzvah! Donate to some random charity!

It was fun to volunteer with my yeshivah for the local homeless shelter! #mitzvah #BaruchHashem #BecauseWeAreLakewoodSoWeAre etterThanAll

Those people from Lakewood think they are so great because they worked for a rushed hour to help the homeless while shitting on any other organization that helped out even though they put WAY more effort! Why don't they do the mitzvah of learning to STFU!

Mitzvah by DethKnot March 15, 2017

Mitzvah 

Total shitshow

My Christian motherlaw told me that Mitzvah means shitshow.

Mitzvah by Pete the Irish heat October 27, 2018

Mitzvah 

(v)-to forcibly induce celebration on another
(v)-mit-tah-zah-fah: to throw people up in the air on a chair. not to be confused with extreme duck duck goose, where the person would be tied to the chair and the people, running with the chair on their shoulders towards a bubbling couldron, would be yelling, "stew pot stew pot...!"

You better be careful on your birthday or we'll mitzvah you real good.

I'll mitzvah you!!

Mitzvah by JoeTrotta/ Jenny Lowe February 5, 2008

Mitzvah 

1. A precept of commandment.
2. A good deed done for religious duty

I honestly dont know, i dont speak hebrew. Mitzvah

Mitzvah by yemy October 22, 2022

mitzvah season 

if u live in a jewish neighborhood, then 7th grade will be full of mitzvahs. also known as BM season. This is basically when all the girls dress like fuckin hoes in their short tight ass black dresses and guys look gay as fuck in their tight ass pants. Everyone hooks up in the halls for 30 seconds and then gets caught by a caterer or a jewish grandma. All the girls jump up and down ass those little pervy seventh grade guys watch their tits. The bad kids go juul in the bathroom and then also get caught by a grandpa named Irving. The Shirley temples are endless and the kids that dont steal alchohol off the adults tables pretend to get drunk off of them.

lily : I love bat mitzvah season!!
Emma: you only like bat mitzvah season because you make out with Jake every time!!

mitzvah season by urbangod11 November 29, 2018

mitzvah tank 

A jiffy lube for lubavs.

mitzvah tank by Mushka October 26, 2003