'Jesus Camp' was religious.
by WouterTron June 16, 2007
Get the religious mug.1. Person A: Scientists have come to the conclusion that the Earth is 4.5 billion years old.
Person B: Lies, it says on the bible that God made the Earth 5,000 years ago.
Person A: Yeah, he also sent his zombie son (who happens to be his own father) to tell you to bow down, drink his blood and eat his flesh, or else you'll burn for the rest of eternity. You religious nut.
2. Tom Cruise and John Travolta are religious scientologists.
Person B: Lies, it says on the bible that God made the Earth 5,000 years ago.
Person A: Yeah, he also sent his zombie son (who happens to be his own father) to tell you to bow down, drink his blood and eat his flesh, or else you'll burn for the rest of eternity. You religious nut.
2. Tom Cruise and John Travolta are religious scientologists.
by Calatrafa November 5, 2009
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An insane retarded person with their head in the clouds who believes "god" answers prayers and is the answer to everything
Anne Frank thanked god for her religious believes while villain germans were living it up while she and others suffered
by whatsitmatter December 29, 2007
Get the Religious mug.Gullible and easily manipulated into viewing things in archaic traditional fashion rather than how science has proven them to be.
Ugh, my mother is religious; she believes in a higher power orchestrating the chaos of the universe and life despite the perfectly logical explanations provided by science.
by ThePoppedTart May 22, 2018
Get the Religious mug.A person who is religious has the following symptoms, being religious is a mental disorder that varies from almost unnoticeable to extremely religious:
A strange incapability of using logic to find things out.
A brainwashed attitude, absolutely refusing to hear anything against said religion.
A tendency to barely even think for themselves, preferring to use said religion instead to steer them through life, this trait in particular is so annoying that they hardly even socialize with people not belonging to said religion.
A bond with fellow religious people that is so strong, they'd vote people like George Bush to president because he belongs to their religion even though he's a dumbfuck.
A (varyingly strong) lean towards right wing politics.
And lastly an urge to spread their religion to other people.
A strange incapability of using logic to find things out.
A brainwashed attitude, absolutely refusing to hear anything against said religion.
A tendency to barely even think for themselves, preferring to use said religion instead to steer them through life, this trait in particular is so annoying that they hardly even socialize with people not belonging to said religion.
A bond with fellow religious people that is so strong, they'd vote people like George Bush to president because he belongs to their religion even though he's a dumbfuck.
A (varyingly strong) lean towards right wing politics.
And lastly an urge to spread their religion to other people.
Normal person: The big bang created the universe
Severely religious person: No GOD created humans it says so in the BIBLE!
Normal person:You believe that?! theres no proof!
Severely religious person:Yes I do you have to BELIEVE in god!
Severely religious person: No GOD created humans it says so in the BIBLE!
Normal person:You believe that?! theres no proof!
Severely religious person:Yes I do you have to BELIEVE in god!
by Groovy Schnitzel August 19, 2012
Get the Religious mug.Oooo... Yeah... Sorry. Still going to kill it but... Gonna feel worse about it now... But hey, I already promised Jim I'd get him a new one so... There's that. You want to share his or... You want your own? Morgue wants to be one so imma give him like a Daedric plane or something... I donno.
Hym "Hey, I like religious people, man. Aside from your reality monster wanting you to kill me for not worshipping it... We don't really have a problem on my end. But, yeah, after seeing Battle Beast I am like 100% sure I should have been a lion-man and I WILL NOT BE DENIED!!!"
by Hym Iam August 27, 2023
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A religious fundamentalist who is so deep into their religion that they have crossed over into crazy!
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A religious fundamentalist who is so deep into their religion that they have crossed over into crazy!
Religious extremists.
I had another one of those religious fuckamentalists knock at my door, trying to convert me. They are so crazy, how could heaven be a great place if they are in it?
by bunnysmama1 August 18, 2011
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