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'Jesus Camp' was religious.
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Impervious to logical reasoning.
1. Person A: Scientists have come to the conclusion that the Earth is 4.5 billion years old.
Person B: Lies, it says on the bible that God made the Earth 5,000 years ago.
Person A: Yeah, he also sent his zombie son (who happens to be his own father) to tell you to bow down, drink his blood and eat his flesh, or else you'll burn for the rest of eternity. You religious nut.
2. Tom Cruise and John Travolta are religious scientologists.
Person B: Lies, it says on the bible that God made the Earth 5,000 years ago.
Person A: Yeah, he also sent his zombie son (who happens to be his own father) to tell you to bow down, drink his blood and eat his flesh, or else you'll burn for the rest of eternity. You religious nut.
2. Tom Cruise and John Travolta are religious scientologists.
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Religious
An insane retarded person with their head in the clouds who believes "god" answers prayers and is the answer to everything
Anne Frank thanked god for her religious believes while villain germans were living it up while she and others suffered
Religious by whatsitmatter December 29, 2007
Religious
Gullible and easily manipulated into viewing things in archaic traditional fashion rather than how science has proven them to be.
Ugh, my mother is religious; she believes in a higher power orchestrating the chaos of the universe and life despite the perfectly logical explanations provided by science.
Religious by ThePoppedTart May 22, 2018
Religious
A person who is religious has the following symptoms, being religious is a mental disorder that varies from almost unnoticeable to extremely religious:
A strange incapability of using logic to find things out.
A brainwashed attitude, absolutely refusing to hear anything against said religion.
A tendency to barely even think for themselves, preferring to use said religion instead to steer them through life, this trait in particular is so annoying that they hardly even socialize with people not belonging to said religion.
A bond with fellow religious people that is so strong, they'd vote people like George Bush to president because he belongs to their religion even though he's a dumbfuck.
A (varyingly strong) lean towards right wing politics.
And lastly an urge to spread their religion to other people.
A strange incapability of using logic to find things out.
A brainwashed attitude, absolutely refusing to hear anything against said religion.
A tendency to barely even think for themselves, preferring to use said religion instead to steer them through life, this trait in particular is so annoying that they hardly even socialize with people not belonging to said religion.
A bond with fellow religious people that is so strong, they'd vote people like George Bush to president because he belongs to their religion even though he's a dumbfuck.
A (varyingly strong) lean towards right wing politics.
And lastly an urge to spread their religion to other people.
Normal person: The big bang created the universe
Severely religious person: No GOD created humans it says so in the BIBLE!
Normal person:You believe that?! theres no proof!
Severely religious person:Yes I do you have to BELIEVE in god!
Severely religious person: No GOD created humans it says so in the BIBLE!
Normal person:You believe that?! theres no proof!
Severely religious person:Yes I do you have to BELIEVE in god!
Religious by Groovy Schnitzel August 19, 2012
Religious
Oooo... Yeah... Sorry. Still going to kill it but... Gonna feel worse about it now... But hey, I already promised Jim I'd get him a new one so... There's that. You want to share his or... You want your own? Morgue wants to be one so imma give him like a Daedric plane or something... I donno.
religious fuckamentalist
A crazy Christian.
A religious fundamentalist who is so deep into their religion that they have crossed over into crazy!
Religious extremists.
A religious fundamentalist who is so deep into their religion that they have crossed over into crazy!
Religious extremists.
I had another one of those religious fuckamentalists knock at my door, trying to convert me. They are so crazy, how could heaven be a great place if they are in it?
religious fuckamentalist by bunnysmama1 August 18, 2011
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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