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Batmobike 

-noun
1. a motorcycle (usually sportbike) that is travelling at an unusually slow speed;
often used to insult a fellow biker

2. the bike portion of the Batmobile from the movie "Dark Night"; which we see our beloved Batman cape-flapping through Gotham at break-neck speeds of up to 30mph
"Wanna race?"
"Against your Batmobike? I'd better take off my shoes, I run faster bare-footed..."

"I checked my mirrors for him, but all I could see was his cape flapping."

"When are you gonna sell that Batmobike and get a Huffy?"
Batmobike by Naked Fain August 12, 2008
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batmotized

Possessed with bats.
The love of bats.
Bat fever.
The desire to fly.
Thelove of kissing,licking,sucking & biting of necks.
One how loves the night realm.
I've been batmotized .I can't stop thinking of bats & there realm of existence.
I LOVE the BAT MAN movies,I watch them all the time .I'm possessed.
I've been batmotized. (hypnotized)
batmotized by Bat Woman July 1, 2005

flattened my batmobile

When someone does something to crush your dreams
Dude! You just flattened my batmobile! I was so totally going to be in One Direction!

STOP FLATTENING MY BATMOBILE! I CAN BE A UNICORN! I CAN!

Batmobile 

The car driven by the masked adventurer Batman, usually represented in films and comics as a large, powerful vehicle with onboard weapons systems.
Batmobile by Sklooby April 24, 2008

Batmobile 

The act of lighting a fart while having sex. It not only looks awesome, it also gives you an extra boost on the forward thrust.
After leaving taco bell last night, I gave Wendy the batmobile.
Batmobile by CptMisery June 23, 2011

Batmobiling 

When someone disregards any emotion to what others are talking about by raising emotional shields, like the batmobile's retracting armor.
When his wife started yapping on about their failing marriage, John started batmobiling his way out of it and instead watched his football team on his lazy ass.
Batmobiling by Crome Tysnomi October 24, 2007

bratmobile

(n.) A family sized car, typically driven by smug married new parents on the school run. Notoriusly bad drivers.
Stupid woman in her red X5/ML320 bratmobile
bratmobile by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
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