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It's when someone hangs from a bar like a monkey or a sloth and gets another person to lick their butthole.
Sue:Hey Mike lets do something really kinky.

Mike:How bout a barjob?

Sue:Ew I'm not licking your ass!
Barjob by Killzark May 23, 2009
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When you are receiving a blowjob and the performers gag reflex is activated and they spew on your wood.
Cindy gave me a barfjob last night, she blew like a volcano.
barfjob by bjsrock April 5, 2012
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1) A sexual act, in which a male covers his penis with applesauce and feeds it to the horse with no teeth.
2) The alias of Fearless leader, who's true name will be omitted for privacy reasons.
"Hey, check out that old horse!"
"Yeah, i bet that thing would give a great barnjob, do you have any applesauce?"
barnjob by Hermano de Barnjob February 4, 2006
Like a blowjob but you wear a batman mask. And when you cum you say "... Justice."
my parents are dead so my significant other gave me a batjob. I'm Batman.
batjob by ß July 14, 2012
Used the same way as the word things, but sounds mor erotic than it really is.
Hey man, you done with that bajoba?

dude, put your bajobas away!

I love those little bajobs..
Bajobas by nick December 9, 2003
a blowjob givin by an ugly person,so you put a bag on there head.
i got a bagjob of sheala
bagjob by yo mofo July 9, 2006

Barobics 

The act of exercising through lifting glasses of beer while drinking in a bar. The more drink consumed the more sufficient the exercise.
''Hey Steve. Are you coming for a run after work?''
''No thanks Richard. I am already booked in for Barobics at Joe's Bar at 7''
Barobics by Billy No Mates December 19, 2013
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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