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When you are receiving a blowjob and the performers gag reflex is activated and they spew on your wood.
Cindy gave me a barfjob last night, she blew like a volcano.
barfjob by bjsrock April 5, 2012
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1) A sexual act, in which a male covers his penis with applesauce and feeds it to the horse with no teeth.
2) The alias of Fearless leader, who's true name will be omitted for privacy reasons.
"Hey, check out that old horse!"
"Yeah, i bet that thing would give a great barnjob, do you have any applesauce?"
barnjob by Hermano de Barnjob February 4, 2006
Like a blowjob but you wear a batman mask. And when you cum you say "... Justice."
my parents are dead so my significant other gave me a batjob. I'm Batman.
batjob by ß July 14, 2012
Used the same way as the word things, but sounds mor erotic than it really is.
Hey man, you done with that bajoba?

dude, put your bajobas away!

I love those little bajobs..
Bajobas by nick December 9, 2003
a blowjob givin by an ugly person,so you put a bag on there head.
i got a bagjob of sheala
bagjob by yo mofo July 9, 2006

Barobics 

The act of exercising through lifting glasses of beer while drinking in a bar. The more drink consumed the more sufficient the exercise.
''Hey Steve. Are you coming for a run after work?''
''No thanks Richard. I am already booked in for Barobics at Joe's Bar at 7''
Barobics by Billy No Mates December 19, 2013
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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