Sklooby's definitions

Tits or it didn't happen

An expression requesting a picture of naked breasts to serve as proof of having a girlfriend. Also used to question an online poster's sexual identity.

Rosencrantz: My girlfriend gave me such a great blowjob last night.
Guildenstern: Girlfriend? Hah! Tits or it didn't happen!

Philomena: I'm a gorgeous brunette with large breasts looking for World of Warcraft fans so I can suck their cocks
Nerdcore: No you're not, you're a guy.
Philomena: No, I'm a girl
Nerdcore: Tits or it didn't happen.

by Sklooby October 27, 2008

boyfriend

A person who is not you.

I'm going to have sex with my boyfriend.

by Sklooby May 10, 2008

Batmobile

The car driven by the masked adventurer Batman, usually represented in films and comics as a large, powerful vehicle with onboard weapons systems.

Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!

by Sklooby April 24, 2008

Iron Fist

Marvel Comics kung fu billionaire superhero who is made of omnipotence and win.

I'm rich and powerful and my fist lights up. I'm Iron Fist.

by Sklooby March 20, 2008

Crimsoy

Alt. spelling of krimsoy.

Usage: as the word is parthenogenetic and consequently has no etymology, there is no correct spelling of crimsoy/krimsoy, though most scholars consider its spelling as krimsoy to be more in keeping with the spirit in which the word was invented.

Some people write it crimsoy, others krimsoy; heck, my cousin even calls it a ketcham!

by Sklooby March 19, 2008

Ketcham

A spiral shape, whether drawn, sculpted or occurring naturally; see also krimsoy.

Etymology: C.20, after Hank Ketcham (1920-2001), U.S. cartoonist and creator of Dennis the Menace, who characteristically drew knees as spiral shapes.

Man, that Ketcham sure could draw a krimsoy!

by Sklooby March 19, 2008

Yatta

(Interjection) What that Japanese bloke in Heroes says all the time when he accomplishes something, which, to be honest, is not often. All right, so he's got these time-stopping powers and stuff, could he please now use them instead of appearing to be made of solid fail? Pretty grim how he buried that immortal bloke alive, by the way. Sorry about the spoiler if you hadn't seen that bit yet.

I finally managed to fit it in Sharon's arsehole! Yatta!

by Sklooby March 19, 2008