bassboard 

Playing bass on a keyboard. The origins of this word can be traced to musical group The Zax who have titled past and present members as "Bassboardists."

Man, that kid shreds on the bassboard! He's the Les Claypool of bassboardists.

bassboard by ekim melrah March 14, 2007

basstard 

A person who turns up their music so loud you can hear the bass outside of the area it is being played, especially in your own apartment/house/car.

"Man, I got no sleep last night."
"Why?"
"The basstard who lives above me was at it all night with that obnoxious techno music."
"The basstard's still alive?"
"Yeah."
"Then whose coffee did I poison...?"

basstard by Darren C July 21, 2008

busboarding 

when there's no handle or handrail to grab on a bus/train/tram, etc., so you're kinda riding it to prevent your falling onto fellow passengers

Man, I got stuck in the middle of the bus left without a handrail to grab so I had to do some busboarding, otherwise I would have ended up on one of them sweaty people

busboarding by mongova October 28, 2011

Hit the Backboard

When jerking off on the toilet, you turn around to blow your load into the bowl but miss and hit the seat cover

Person 1: Dude, what the fuck is all over my toilet seat?
Person 2: Sorry bro i hit the backboard.

Hit the Backboard by jews69 March 20, 2016

Backboard 

Another term for the grundle

When I fucked that girl last night my balls kept slapping against my backboard

Backboard by Dickcheese McGoo May 6, 2019

Larry Basstard 

"Larry Basstard" Wannabe: Self Proclaimed: Failures: The Xanax King, lethal weapon, Child Killer of lives, Wannabe biker, Hells Angel, weapons specialist, Veteran dishonorable discharge, Self proclaimed bike mechanic, drop-out, G.E.D. Thief, Murderer, Property destruction, Evicted, Unwanted Impregnator.

Don't turn me into a Larry Basstard!

Larry Basstard by LoserIsAPnkAssBiatch March 6, 2019

baseboard 

the internets definitive design discussion forum, macintosh technical help board, gallery and community site. ever. honestly.

"where the fuck can i go to get help with this design / technical difficulty?" - "baseboard.net, of course!"

baseboard by baseboard March 13, 2004