bakeboarding

Smoking weed while skateboarding

Hey jack would you like too go bakeboarding?

by Hshsiakvabjsiis January 6, 2023

wakeboarding

A sport of champions, ivolving a water skier using a large snowboard like ski, called a 'wakeboard'
Easy way to show of to the ladies

Guy - "I love wakeboarding, i go every weekend"
chick - "really?.........lets fuck!"

by wello boys forever!!! September 28, 2003

wakeboarding

ITS NOT A SKI! gawd! the origin of wakeboarding comes from "skurfing" which came from skiing and surfing combined. The style of the boar is closer to surfing and you are positioned more similar to a surfer rather then a skier. But the skiing part comes from the fact that you do have a boat towing you with a rope and handle, and that you have bindings. Wakeboards have many things that affect the board including, fins and whether you have them or not, the rocker (how far off the ground each side comes). The smaller the rocker the better the rider. Same with fins, no fins=difficult but no fins also=better rider. I for one have been wakeboarding since i was 10, and im 15 now.

The lake is glassy, it's a good time for wakeboarding.

by anniethebizitch May 27, 2005

nakeboarding

The act of wakeboarding naked.

Dave needed some attention so he pulled his shorts down and went nakeboarding for a while.

by Nakeboarder September 8, 2005

wakeboarding

Watersport where a skier is towed behind a boat using a rope and is similar to snowboarding except on water. You can do sick tricks off the wake of the boat such as the tootsie roll, scaracrow, etc. It's the only tight watersport.

"Dude lets take you boat, hit the lake, and bust out some major air wakeboarding!"

by Matt August 18, 2004

backboarding

A technique used mostly by women to limit the sound of their turds entering the toilet water. A wad of toilet paper is held underneath their ass with one hand while they hover slightly above or lean forward off of the toilet seat. By bouncing their turd off of the cushy paper, the turd slides into the water in silence.

"Damn honey, the bathroom at your parents house is so close to the kitchen, I had to do some backboarding to avoid disrupting breakfast."

"Woops, my wrist is covered in poo... I guess I need to practice my backboarding skills."

by Dr. Brown Wrist June 7, 2009

nakeboarding

a water sport, very similar in nature to wakeboarding, that involves being naked while you wakeboard. the level of nakedness can range from wearing only a lifejacket(as long as the genitals remain visible) to being totally naked and wearing nothing. known for its soothing effect on one's "junk"(seepackage).

cellmate: so what did YOU do?

me: i was nakeboarding in public and got caught

cellmate: nigga you gay or somethin?

me: nah i was just chillin

cellmate: fo sho

me: yeah

by jimbolicious69 October 30, 2008