baskboard

A surfboard-like board used for beachbasking or seabasking; made for floating, lounging, and basking rather than catching waves.

A surfboard is for surfing. A baskboard is for basking.

“That’s not a surfboard. It’s a baskboard.”

“I brought my baskboard, but I’m not paddling out today.”

“You catch waves. I bring a baskboard.”

baskboard by Mondellera May 30, 2026

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blackboard learning tool

A piece of shit learning material with a high lag rate.

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"Nothing new that calls your attention here"

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Are you fucking kidding me..?

"That's Blackboard learning tool for you."

blackboard learning tool by DamnTheLag October 1, 2013

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busboarding

when there's no handle or handrail to grab on a bus/train/tram, etc., so you're kinda riding it to prevent your falling onto fellow passengers

Man, I got stuck in the middle of the bus left without a handrail to grab so I had to do some busboarding, otherwise I would have ended up on one of them sweaty people

busboarding by mongova October 28, 2011

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backbeard

A japanese monster (yōkai) that consists of a shadow with several eyes (sometimes a main and larger one) The shadow expands itself with tentacle-like shapes, that also end in eyes.

If you see eyes in the middle of a very dark place, it could be backbeard.

backbeard by Dark eye 03 October 29, 2008