baskboard

A surfboard-like board used for beachbasking or seabasking; made for floating, lounging, and basking rather than catching waves.

A surfboard is for surfing. A baskboard is for basking.

“That’s not a surfboard. It’s a baskboard.”

“I brought my baskboard, but I’m not paddling out today.”

“You catch waves. I bring a baskboard.”

baskboard by Mondellera May 30, 2026

blackboard learning tool 

A piece of shit learning material with a high lag rate.

"Loading"

"Nothing new that calls your attention here"

4 new notifications.

Are you fucking kidding me..?

"That's Blackboard learning tool for you."

blackboard learning tool by DamnTheLag October 1, 2013

busboarding 

when there's no handle or handrail to grab on a bus/train/tram, etc., so you're kinda riding it to prevent your falling onto fellow passengers

Man, I got stuck in the middle of the bus left without a handrail to grab so I had to do some busboarding, otherwise I would have ended up on one of them sweaty people

busboarding by mongova October 28, 2011

backbeard 

A japanese monster (yōkai) that consists of a shadow with several eyes (sometimes a main and larger one) The shadow expands itself with tentacle-like shapes, that also end in eyes.

If you see eyes in the middle of a very dark place, it could be backbeard.

backbeard by Dark eye 03 October 29, 2008

Hit the Backboard

When jerking off on the toilet, you turn around to blow your load into the bowl but miss and hit the seat cover

Person 1: Dude, what the fuck is all over my toilet seat?
Person 2: Sorry bro i hit the backboard.

Hit the Backboard by jews69 March 20, 2016

blackboard football 

the best thing on facebook

i just beat your ass in blackboard football

blackboard football by Eddie J. September 11, 2007

Backboard 

Another term for the grundle

When I fucked that girl last night my balls kept slapping against my backboard

Backboard by Dickcheese McGoo May 6, 2019