"Is it annoying when my shnoz rubs against your backboard during fellatio?"
"My balls look fine, but I think you bruised my backboard."
"My balls look fine, but I think you bruised my backboard."
by gartacus February 05, 2012
by Dickcheese McGoo May 06, 2019
A technique used mostly by women to limit the sound of their turds entering the toilet water. A wad of toilet paper is held underneath their ass with one hand while they hover slightly above or lean forward off of the toilet seat. By bouncing their turd off of the cushy paper, the turd slides into the water in silence.
"Damn honey, the bathroom at your parents house is so close to the kitchen, I had to do some backboarding to avoid disrupting breakfast."
"Woops, my wrist is covered in poo... I guess I need to practice my backboarding skills."
"Woops, my wrist is covered in poo... I guess I need to practice my backboarding skills."
by Dr. Brown Wrist June 03, 2009
by Rollerskatingqueen July 20, 2016
(n.) The process of slamming your partner's head against the backboard of your bed, so as to knock him/her out.
So I was having sex with my girlfriend, and it was so awkward, because she woke up, but it was cool, I gave her the backboard and it all worked out.
by Shoeless October 17, 2005
by Triple A buzz August 23, 2016
When jerking off on the toilet, you turn around to blow your load into the bowl but miss and hit the seat cover
by jews69 December 11, 2015