backboarding 

A technique used mostly by women to limit the sound of their turds entering the toilet water. A wad of toilet paper is held underneath their ass with one hand while they hover slightly above or lean forward off of the toilet seat. By bouncing their turd off of the cushy paper, the turd slides into the water in silence.

"Damn honey, the bathroom at your parents house is so close to the kitchen, I had to do some backboarding to avoid disrupting breakfast."

"Woops, my wrist is covered in poo... I guess I need to practice my backboarding skills."

backboarding by Dr. Brown Wrist June 7, 2009

backroading 

found relatively common in rural areas, mainly around southeast Indiana (especially in towns such as Batesville and Brookville), "backroading" is a term used for driving around in an automobile consuming large quantities of alcohol without a designated driver.

"There was nothing going on last night so we just went backroading all night."

"The party didn't start until ten so we just backroaded until it did."

backroading by Flintstone3 April 10, 2007

backloading

Continuing to drink at home after getting home from a bar. The opposite of frontloading, where you drink at home before you go out.

"Dude, you were really wasted last night at OJ's. You must have done some frontloading."

"Yeah, but when I got home I started backloading and it got worse. I woke up in the bathtub."

backloading by Commentator X August 27, 2009

backwording 

1.)When someone attempts to outdo another person by saying they are better at something than the other, when the person who is backwording doesn't really know if they really are.

Janet says she is better at tennis than Maria, and claims she will destroy her. But Janet doesn't really know if Maria is better or worse. When Janet says she is better than Maria, she is considered "backwording"

backwording by T Lake August 28, 2007

Backyarding 

See Backyard Wrestling.

Bob: Hey Marty! Wanna do some backyarding?
Marty: No i'm too much of a Curran / Chicken

Backyarding by Growit5inches4free August 6, 2011

Blackbearding 

When someone goes to a bar and doesn't pay for drinks. He just drinks leftover beer people have left behind.

Jacob went blackbearding this weekend.

Blackbearding by Swimgal69 April 11, 2021

bakeboarding 

Smoking weed while skateboarding

Hey jack would you like too go bakeboarding?

bakeboarding by Hshsiakvabjsiis January 6, 2023