claypool

When a male is chatting online with a hot babe, and she turns out to be a group of coworkers.

Brian just got claypooled again!

by pline October 5, 2006

claypool

The rubbing of ones penis on the mouth of another male.

Mic was claypooled by Brian at Brads party last night.

by MicPrice October 3, 2006

Claypool walk

The walk that Les Claypool does while he is playing a funky bass solo. An example of such is while playing Tommy the Cat live.

Say baby do you wanna do the Claypool walk with me?

by TommyTheKitten January 8, 2012

Claypool Moment

(noun)
When the universe accidentally rewards a painfully average fantasy manager with an unrealistic 6–8 week streak of dumb luck — usually ending in delusion, bragging rights, and a lifetime of denial.

Example:
“Mark didn’t win the league, he just had a Claypool Moment — the fantasy gods glitched.”

Alt:
“His waiver wire was straight garbage, but somehow every bench warmer dropped 30 points. Classic Claypool Moment.”

Origin:
Named after Mark Claypool, whose 2024 fantasy championship run defied logic, math, and God himself. Experts still classify it as a statistical fluke or divine prank.

by 0.01% Probability October 17, 2025

Les Claypool

The Bass Player/ Lead singer for the band Primus, he is the best.

Les Claypool is behind you.

by Concerned Citezen April 2, 2003

Les Claypool

a really, really good bassist. used to be in Primus, now has his own band, Les Claypool's Flying Frog Brigade. sings with a southern accent, but talks normal.

listen to primuses cover of Metallica's "Master of Puppets" they only play up until the singing starts, but les claypool plays the guitar parts on his bass

by Tommy F. September 25, 2005

les claypool

A quirky, brilliant bassist who has formulated his own trademark style on the bass guitar involving a popcorn-esque slap and pop technique, combined with his signature technique of strumming out power chords with a fling-like motion (although Stanley Clarke initially invented that.)

Dude, I just saw Les Claypool at the Nokia Theater in Times Square of New York City, and it was literally and without a doubt the most mind-blowing concert I have ever witnessed in my life.

by Chuck Laurence December 28, 2007