Skip to main content

baseboard 

the internets definitive design discussion forum, macintosh technical help board, gallery and community site. ever. honestly.
"where the fuck can i go to get help with this design / technical difficulty?" - "baseboard.net, of course!"
baseboard by baseboard March 13, 2004
Words you can keep

busboarding 

when there's no handle or handrail to grab on a bus/train/tram, etc., so you're kinda riding it to prevent your falling onto fellow passengers
Man, I got stuck in the middle of the bus left without a handrail to grab so I had to do some busboarding, otherwise I would have ended up on one of them sweaty people
busboarding by mongova October 28, 2011

Hit the Backboard

When jerking off on the toilet, you turn around to blow your load into the bowl but miss and hit the seat cover
Person 1: Dude, what the fuck is all over my toilet seat?
Person 2: Sorry bro i hit the backboard.
Hit the Backboard by jews69 March 20, 2016

Backboard 

When I fucked that girl last night my balls kept slapping against my backboard

bassboard 

Playing bass on a keyboard. The origins of this word can be traced to musical group The Zax who have titled past and present members as "Bassboardists."
Man, that kid shreds on the bassboard! He's the Les Claypool of bassboardists.
bassboard by ekim melrah March 14, 2007

backboard 

The upwards-facing flat plane of the penile shaft, when in boner form.
"Is it annoying when my shnoz rubs against your backboard during fellatio?"

"My balls look fine, but I think you bruised my backboard."
backboard by gartacus March 9, 2012

triple flip reset musty no-scope piss fart among us at 3am backboard sus shot 

a triple flip reset musty no-scope piss fart among us at 3am backboard sus shot is when your playing rocket and you score a triple flip reset musty no-scope piss fart among us at 3am backboard sus shot
while I was playing rocket league I scored a triple flip reset musty no-scope piss fart among us at 3am backboard sus shot!
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
Next