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busboarding 

when there's no handle or handrail to grab on a bus/train/tram, etc., so you're kinda riding it to prevent your falling onto fellow passengers
Man, I got stuck in the middle of the bus left without a handrail to grab so I had to do some busboarding, otherwise I would have ended up on one of them sweaty people
busboarding by mongova October 28, 2011

Hit the Backboard

When jerking off on the toilet, you turn around to blow your load into the bowl but miss and hit the seat cover
Person 1: Dude, what the fuck is all over my toilet seat?
Person 2: Sorry bro i hit the backboard.
Hit the Backboard by jews69 March 20, 2016

Backboard 

When I fucked that girl last night my balls kept slapping against my backboard

bassboard 

Playing bass on a keyboard. The origins of this word can be traced to musical group The Zax who have titled past and present members as "Bassboardists."
Man, that kid shreds on the bassboard! He's the Les Claypool of bassboardists.
bassboard by ekim melrah March 14, 2007

backboard 

The upwards-facing flat plane of the penile shaft, when in boner form.
"Is it annoying when my shnoz rubs against your backboard during fellatio?"

"My balls look fine, but I think you bruised my backboard."
backboard by gartacus March 9, 2012

triple flip reset musty no-scope piss fart among us at 3am backboard sus shot 

a triple flip reset musty no-scope piss fart among us at 3am backboard sus shot is when your playing rocket and you score a triple flip reset musty no-scope piss fart among us at 3am backboard sus shot
while I was playing rocket league I scored a triple flip reset musty no-scope piss fart among us at 3am backboard sus shot!