Top definition
"The internets is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes." - Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)
by The Evil Eye August 19, 2006
Get the merch
Get the the internets neck gaiter and mug.
Oct 29 Word of the Day
When you meet with someone without anyone knowing except you and the person.
by Timbs March 08, 2017
Get the mug
Get a sneaky link mug for your grandma Beatrix.
2
The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.
by Gumba Gumba April 06, 2004
Get the mug
Get a the internet mug for your daughter-in-law Rihanna.
3
They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet. And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck.

It's a series of tubes.

And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material...

Ten movies streaming across that, internet, and what happens to your own personal internet? I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?
by Zopwx2 July 31, 2006
Get the merch
Get the the internet neck gaiter and mug.
4
An intentional mangling of (the) internet used for ironic effect as a humorous reference to the large segment of the population that remains clueless about technology. Now a popular malapropism, "the internets" meme exploded after the second televised Bush-Kerry debate held prior to the 2004 Presidential election. Blogs and Television, especially The Daily Show, bear much of the responsibility for the initial propagation of "the internets" as it is currently used.
When asked about the seeming inevitibility of a draft, the President replied, "I hear there's rumors on the Internets (sic) that we're going to have a draft..."
by Zachary A July 29, 2005
Get the mug
Get a the internets mug for your dog Vivek.

Activity