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The hole that your dad gave birth to you from.

Don't you have one?
Today in the shower I was cleaning my dadhole, unfortunately we all know they can never get 100% clean.

No, I haven't found my dadhole yet.
by Gartacus January 05, 2012

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The upwards-facing flat plane of the penile shaft, when in boner form.
"Is it annoying when my shnoz rubs against your backboard during fellatio?"

"My balls look fine, but I think you bruised my backboard."
by gartacus February 04, 2012

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