barnjob

1) A sexual act, in which a male covers his penis with applesauce and feeds it to the horse with no teeth.
2) The alias of Fearless leader, who's true name will be omitted for privacy reasons.

"Hey, check out that old horse!"
"Yeah, i bet that thing would give a great barnjob, do you have any applesauce?"

barnjob by Hermano de Barnjob February 4, 2006

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Barn Job

When a guy covers his erect penis in apple sauce and feeds it to a horse with no teeth.

Despite the efforts of his friends trying to make him stay, Steven went off the get another barn job.

Barn Job by skine November 14, 2004

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barfjob

When you are receiving a blowjob and the performers gag reflex is activated and they spew on your wood.

Cindy gave me a barfjob last night, she blew like a volcano.

barfjob by bjsrock April 5, 2012

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BarnBobby

A BarnBobby is a small anthropomorphic parasite which inhabits the human rectum. The BarnBobby often takes the form of your dad’s face and your step mom’s face mixed together, while supporting its bulky head with spider-like appendages. These little guys can be pretty hard to expunge, usually requiring hefty loads of horse semen injections to finish the job. When jumping from an old host to a new one, they are often heard yelling, “BaarnnnnnBOBBAYY!”

“Ah brother, I’ve got another BarnBobby inside me rn.”

“Dude, I’ve never had a BarnBobby before… you think I could snag yours?!”

“I’ve got an itchy hole… can you check for BarnBobbies?”

BarnBobby by Rad Parker December 21, 2021