barnjob 

1) A sexual act, in which a male covers his penis with applesauce and feeds it to the horse with no teeth.
2) The alias of Fearless leader, who's true name will be omitted for privacy reasons.

"Hey, check out that old horse!"
"Yeah, i bet that thing would give a great barnjob, do you have any applesauce?"

barnjob by Hermano de Barnjob February 4, 2006

Barn Job 

When a guy covers his erect penis in apple sauce and feeds it to a horse with no teeth.

Despite the efforts of his friends trying to make him stay, Steven went off the get another barn job.

Barn Job by skine November 14, 2004

barfjob 

When you are receiving a blowjob and the performers gag reflex is activated and they spew on your wood.

Cindy gave me a barfjob last night, she blew like a volcano.

barfjob by bjsrock April 5, 2012

BarnBobby

A BarnBobby is a small anthropomorphic parasite which inhabits the human rectum. The BarnBobby often takes the form of your dad’s face and your step mom’s face mixed together, while supporting its bulky head with spider-like appendages. These little guys can be pretty hard to expunge, usually requiring hefty loads of horse semen injections to finish the job. When jumping from an old host to a new one, they are often heard yelling, “BaarnnnnnBOBBAYY!”

“Ah brother, I’ve got another BarnBobby inside me rn.”

“Dude, I’ve never had a BarnBobby before… you think I could snag yours?!”

“I’ve got an itchy hole… can you check for BarnBobbies?”

BarnBobby by Rad Parker December 21, 2021

Barjob 

It's when someone hangs from a bar like a monkey or a sloth and gets another person to lick their butthole.

Sue:Hey Mike lets do something really kinky.

Mike:How bout a barjob?

Sue:Ew I'm not licking your ass!

Barjob by Killzark May 23, 2009

BranJob 

a blowjob received by someone whose name is Brandi

"Dude, last night Michael got a BranJob!!"

BranJob by Brandizzle May 19, 2004

Barnjot 

A kast with a huge dump truck and a slong bigger then argjend’s slong and a master at trading

He’s perfect he’s a barnjot

Barnjot by Usman the arkitekt November 24, 2021