Witten Smack

A witten smack is when you take a wet kitten and smack somebody across the face with it. If you do not have a wet kitten in hand feel free to lick the back of your hand and give the person a good backhand to the face. It was invented by a coupple of bored teens that decided to have a wet kitten fight.

Girn:Oh my gwash I'm like so hot and like everyone loves me!!!
Guy:You better shut up before I witten smack you!

by Killzark March 24, 2009

Razzle Turd

A chewed combination of every razzle flavor that creates one brown piece that looks like a turd from a small animal.

Mike-Hey dude you got razzles?

Joe-Yeah why?

Mike-Lets make a bunch of razzle turds and put them on that old lady's porch.

by Killzark May 11, 2009

SOD

Brithish slang term meaning bastard

Aw buggger off you corney SOD

by Killzark August 25, 2009

Morman Stuff

An excuse mormans use to get people out of the room so they can watch porn or some related thing.

Kid-Hey dad whatcha doin?

Dad-What?Oh hey get out of here!

Kid-Why?

Dad-I'm doing stuff

Kid-What kind of stuff?

Dad-Morman Stuff!!!

by Killzark May 11, 2009

Barjob

It's when someone hangs from a bar like a monkey or a sloth and gets another person to lick their butthole.

Sue:Hey Mike lets do something really kinky.

Mike:How bout a barjob?

Sue:Ew I'm not licking your ass!

by Killzark May 23, 2009

Was it me?

A phrase used to interrupt someone during their conversation while also confusing them.

Matt: So I was hanging out with my girlfriend yesterday...
Steve: Was it me?
Matt: Huh? What? No!

by Killzark May 22, 2010

calftractive

Used to describe a woman whose calfs are showing leading to being described in either a possitive or negative way.Usualy said in a sarcastic tone.

Bob:Dude look at that girl,she should not be wearing short shorts.

Steve:Yah that's totally calftractive.

by Killzark April 19, 2009