A BarnBobby is a small anthropomorphic parasite which inhabits the human rectum. The BarnBobby often takes the form of your dad’s face and your step mom’s face mixed together, while supporting its bulky head with spider-like appendages. These little guys can be pretty hard to expunge, usually requiring hefty loads of horse semen injections to finish the job. When jumping from an old host to a new one, they are often heard yelling, “BaarnnnnnBOBBAYY!”
“Ah brother, I’ve got another BarnBobby inside me rn.”
“Dude, I’ve never had a BarnBobby before… you think I could snag yours?!”
“I’ve got an itchy hole… can you check for BarnBobbies?”
“Dude, I’ve never had a BarnBobby before… you think I could snag yours?!”
“I’ve got an itchy hole… can you check for BarnBobbies?”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
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