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Farlosexual

adjective
(of a person) sexually attracted to people of one's own Farls.

noun
noun: Farlosexual; plural noun: Farlosexuals
a person who is sexually attracted to Farley.
"I'm not Farlosexual but it looks like you had to dislocate your Jaw to get your mouth around it..." said Mark.
Farlosexual by Farlius Maximus August 13, 2020
A college-age girl who kisses other girls in bars and clubs, usually for attention and the approval of men.
A BISEXUAL girl kisses girls at home when no ones looking.

A BARSEXUAL girl only kisses them in places that charge a cover.
Barsexual by T. September 6, 2005

barosexual 

A sexual orientation of which a person can love no human being on the planet except Cha Sun Woo from B1A4
Person A : OMG look that guy is cute
Person B : please, I'm barosexual
barosexual by jinyoungsbutt February 8, 2013
A heterosexual girl or woman who partakes in any sort of sexual or promiscuous activity with another female to get attention from males. This usually takes the form of making out, and to a lesser extent, grinding or dry humping with another female.

This is a common sight at bars (hence the word barsexual) but can also be found at any party, especially frat parties.

The reason for such acts has baffled researchers for years, but it is thought that they seek attention, free drinks, or are prudes too scared to get with men.
Dude 1: Oh shit, check out those lesbos making out bro!!!
Dude 2: No you idiot, those are barsexuals.
Dude 1: Damn, you're right. Sluts!!!

Brosexuality

1) Having to do with, or specifically relating to the relationship between bros, usually followed with an awknowledgment of the moment having been, no homo.

2) Referring to the sexual orientation of an individual and/or group of broski.
Michael: Love ya James.

James: You too bro.

April: It's nice to see you've come to terms with your brosexuality Michael.

Michael: James, no homo. April, go make me a sandwich.

ballsexual 

A male that is completly obsessed with the sport of basketball. Usually has facebook status, or personal messages involving basketball. Will dedicate an entire summer to basketball and will choose basketball over anything or anyone, such as vacations and girlfriends.
Boy 1: "Dude I found these chicks that want to have sex with us!"

Boy 2: "OMFG when!?"

Boy 1: "Tonight!"
Boy 2: "Oh, I wish i could, but I really should practice my freethrows.."
Boy 1: "wow dude, your such a ballsexual"
ballsexual by villayres August 22, 2010