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ballsexual 

A male that is completly obsessed with the sport of basketball. Usually has facebook status, or personal messages involving basketball. Will dedicate an entire summer to basketball and will choose basketball over anything or anyone, such as vacations and girlfriends.
Boy 1: "Dude I found these chicks that want to have sex with us!"

Boy 2: "OMFG when!?"

Boy 1: "Tonight!"
Boy 2: "Oh, I wish i could, but I really should practice my freethrows.."
Boy 1: "wow dude, your such a ballsexual"
ballsexual by villayres August 22, 2010
Words you can keep
Basexual is when you’re bisexual but you’re asexual for the same gender, you just want a cute and cuddly relationship with the same gender, you’re not sexually attracted to them, you’re only sexually attracted to the opposite gender.

Phonetically pronounced: Bay-sexual
Ethan is Basexual, he has a boyfriend that he likes cuddling with and occasionally kissing but that’s it. He doesn’t want to have a sexual relationship with him, but a few months ago Ethan had a girlfriend that he was DEFINITELY sexually attracted to and would have sex with her daily.
basexual by Frank Iero Simp January 5, 2021

bilsexual 

bilsexual means you’re straight but gay for billie eilish
I was straight until i saw billie eilish at that moment i knew i was bilsexual.
bilsexual by hihibillie August 17, 2018
A college-age girl who kisses other girls in bars and clubs, usually for attention and the approval of men.
A BISEXUAL girl kisses girls at home when no ones looking.

A BARSEXUAL girl only kisses them in places that charge a cover.
Barsexual by T. September 6, 2005
Word of the Day on March 23, 2008

Bilsexual 

When you are gay only for Billie Eilish.
I am bilsexual
Bilsexual by Bilsexual October 27, 2018

Bilsexual 

When you understand and relate to “I’m straight I like penis but Billie Eilish could get it
I’m bilsexual
Bilsexual by Billiesavocado April 14, 2019

barosexual 

A sexual orientation of which a person can love no human being on the planet except Cha Sun Woo from B1A4
Person A : OMG look that guy is cute
Person B : please, I'm barosexual
barosexual by jinyoungsbutt February 8, 2013
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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