T.'s definitions

Atlanta

The most liberal progressive city in the South. The seat of Black economic, cultural and political power in America. Also the birthplace of crunk music/hip hop (Lil' Jon, Usher, Yin Yang Twins, Ludacris, T.I., Bonecrusher, Outkast, Goodie Mob, etc.) Also tied with Miami for the hottest nightclubs and girls in the South. Interracial dating haven. Kinky sex mecca for conventioners.
Beautiful skyline. Almost total population migrated from somewhere else.

"Man I went to visit my cousin in Atlanta, I didn't want to leave."

"Damn dude, every rapper on TV is from ATL."

by T. June 5, 2005

scrumpet

A kid who thinks he is tough while he really is not

This kid's a gutter scrumpet. He acts all hard but he was born from a family of puds.

by T. February 2, 2005

On A Spree

To have sex with several different women in a short period of time, usually after a long dry spell.

"Man, T-Dirty been going on a spree with them girls this week"

by T. March 14, 2005

Palmer, Alaska

Small Alaskan town located in the Matanuska Valley, approximately 50 miles north of Anchorage. People from Palmer and the surrounding areas have been refered to as "Valley Trash."

Let's drive to Palmer.

by T. April 17, 2005

give'er

When all else fails, when mere brute force is not enough, it is time to grit your teeth and GIVE 'ER.

GIVE 'ER can apply to anything from jamming the throttle on your big block wide-open to you and the boys putting a bit of muscle into whatever misguided task you've drunkenly committed to.

GIVE 'ER can be applied to nearly any situation where finesse is no longer a viable option.

You'll probably never get that Audi stuck in snow with those Hakkas on it, but if you really, really bottom it out on sheer ice or some s--t, I say just DROP TEH CLUTCH AND GIVE 'ER.

by T. October 16, 2003

Gluvak

Short Yugoslavian male, prone to abuse from roommate. Uses unique pick up lines like “you look like a well done turkey”. Enjoys the finer things in life like a good old-fashioned face sitting. He loves the juice!

Look at Gluvak thrusting in the corner.

by T. May 10, 2003

big shocker

two in the blood, one in the mud

two in the prize, one in the shize

two in the cat, one in the rat

two in the gap, one in the crap

by T. March 1, 2004