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Farlosexual

adjective
(of a person) sexually attracted to people of one's own Farls.

noun
noun: Farlosexual; plural noun: Farlosexuals
a person who is sexually attracted to Farley.
"I'm not Farlosexual but it looks like you had to dislocate your Jaw to get your mouth around it..." said Mark.
by Farlius Maximus August 13, 2020
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faumosexual

a man who pretends to be gay in order to get closer to hot women. a faux homosexual.
"i finally did it with Crissy at Tony's party"
"no way dude. you are the greatest faumosexual ever! who thought two weeks of shopping and gossiping would really pay off"
"i know! and when she asked if we "did" anything i told her yeah we were both drunk...oh but it was ICKY"
by Tommyboyrules April 22, 2008
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fabrosexual

the act of having sexual intercourse with a couch or chair made of any type of fabric. (silk, satin, cloth, cotten, suede or any man made material ex polyester or denim)

Leather or sheep skin is not covered under fabrosexual becuase they are dead animal and fall under beastiality.
Frosty: Dude did you cum all over the couch ?
Dean: yeah man i love that couch im a fabrosexual.
by couchfucker2012 May 22, 2010
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Fabulosexual

When a person is just too Fabulous to be called a homosexual, metrosexual, or other 'sexual' terms..
Wow, that outfit is great! You are just Fabulousexual!.
by KSJ himself December 5, 2004
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fagmosexual

a way of calling someone gay to a greater extent. if a person is so heterounusual that "faggot" or "homosexual" cannot describe the person to the extent of their gayness.
"g-dam is a homo"
"no, he is definately a fagmosexual"
by t-rock September 3, 2005
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fagrosexual

When a man (or woman) constantly makes sexual remarks to hide the fact that he (or she) is homosexual.
Dave- "hey lets go fuck a lot of bitches tonight!"
Mark- "Dude im pretty sure you're fagrosexual"
Dave- "No im not i love pussy, im not gay..."
by bmxgoalie12 October 3, 2009
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Fartsexual

Fartsexual is when you are sexually attracted to farts
Omg Lauren I cant you came out as fartsexual
by Fartsexeual December 22, 2019
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