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Bandosexual 

you are sexually attracted to musical instruments such as trombone, flute..ect.
He is so bandosexual, I heard last night he was playing around with his trombone!!
Bandosexual by Jesso May 13, 2006

barosexual 

A sexual orientation of which a person can love no human being on the planet except Cha Sun Woo from B1A4
Person A : OMG look that guy is cute
Person B : please, I'm barosexual
barosexual by jinyoungsbutt February 8, 2013

Bandsexual 

Seeming to only have a sexual attraction to a member in a band you love, and no one you encounter in your daily life.
Guy: I like you.
Girl: Sorry, I'm bandsexual.
Bandsexual by Mmmwhatchasay September 7, 2012

Bedosexual 

Someone who becomes overly attracted to beds instead of humans to the point he/she wants to just stay in bed all day and sleep without any interruption
Some random person: oh bro you look so tired
Haseeb: oh yeah i am so tired i am awake for days now and all i want is my bed and some sleep but stupid Ellie wants me to stay up with her so i broke up with that ho and decide im gonna turn Bedosexual
Bedosexual by Inmate4587 February 27, 2019

bandsexual 

Being attracted to only band members and band fans.
"I thought I was straight,but then I saw Gerard Way and I knew I was bandsexual."
bandsexual by yall hear sum February 11, 2019

baldisexual 

Baldisexual is a romantic or sexual attraction to Baldi from Baldi's Basics in education and learning or BBIEAL for short
I'm so attracted to Baldi I thin I'm baldisexual
baldisexual by XXRulerXX June 13, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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