baracgasm

bar·a·gasm
Pronunciation: \bar-awe'-ga-zem\

Function: noun

Etymology: Proper name, Barack + awe + New Latin orgasmus, from Greek orgasmos, from organ to grow ripe, be lustful; probably akin to Sanskrit ūrjā, meaning, "to sap strength."

Date: circa 2009

1) intense or paroxysmal excitement especially an explosive discharge of neuromuscular tensions at the height of Barack Obama-related news reporting.

2) physical extacy brought on by emotional arousal related to witnessing actions of Barack Obama ; usually accompanied by a thrill going up one's leg and the ejaculation of platitudes and acolades by "unbiased" reporters.

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bar·ac·gas·mic also bar·ac·gas·tic \bar·ack·gas-tik\ adjective

Did you see CNN today? When he reported on the new 100 trillion dollar budget,Chris Mathews had another baracgasm on air.

by Not Chris Mathews March 27, 2009

bragasm

The amazing feeling a female gets (or a male, if you're into that sort of thing...) when taking off a too tight bra after a long day.

"oh this bra is two cup sizes two small, I can't wait to take it off... OHHH YEAH.........bragasm"

by Elf123 September 4, 2012

Brangasm

When you look at Brandon Flowers, just can't contain yourself, and jizz all over the floor.

Person 1: Hey look at this picture of Brandon Flowers' bulge.
Person 2: *on the floor brangasming*

by iwanttolickbrandonsface October 1, 2011

Bargasm

An inexplicable and deafening outburst of simulateous girlish shrieks experienced at a pub. Commonly witnessed during bachelorette parties.

Mark suffered a heart-stopping scare when a booth of women next to him errupted in a bargasm over seemingly nothing.

by IrishLaddy May 7, 2009

barcasm

When you are in a bar and someone asks if you want another drink and you react with a sarcastic comment, that is barcasm.

"Would you like another drink?"

"Is the Pope Catholic?"
That is barcasm

by Jimfj66 May 12, 2016

bacgasm

the ultimate feeling when eating bacon

Dude: OMFG I just had a bacgasm wtf
Dude2: Has it been that long? ROTFL
Dude: yea way too long!

by Toxxic Twixx January 26, 2011

bargasm

A bargasm is a word to describe finding an item that is so much so a bargain it all but brings you to orgasm.

'Oh my god, i't a right bargasm, i could wee!'

My own quote said upon finding a fab designer dress with 50% off.

by Worksop Bird Ellie August 4, 2007