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Barackas

Barackas; to masturbate or give yourself pleasure using dogs private parts.
Guy 1: Hey dude, what did you do in the weekend?
Guy 2: Rented a dog for some barackas... what about you?
Guy 1: I also did some barackas. BARACKAS FOR LIFE!
by DaMaster212004 May 3, 2018
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Barackas

When a male human pleasures himself using the private parts of a female dog.

Has to be a female dog, or it CANNOT be barackas.

Invented by Barack Obama in 2015.
Guy 1: Dude, what were you doing yesterday? You didn't respond to any of my calls!
Guy 2: Sorry man, rented a dog for some Barackas...
by Eirik Scheckore May 3, 2018
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Baracksploitation

Usage of Barack Obama for own gain.
Man our t shirts aren't selling, you know what let's put Barack Obama on them!

No man, that's Baracksploitation.
by Rightaid February 18, 2009
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Barackaganda

Any medium displaying absurd adulation for Barack Obama by romanticizing, idealizing, deifying, or otherwise portraying him far more positively than is realistic or even healthy.
"Dude, did you see that Rolling Stone magazine where they have Obama heroically standing in front of some clouds with the words 'A New Hope' on the cover? What a bunch of Barackaganda."
by DubbaA January 6, 2009
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Barackaholic

Someone who is obssesed with the idea of Barack Obama being president.

Anyone who cares enough about their democratic political beliefs to wear cheesie Barack Obama t-shirt or plaster it on the back of their of their Subaru.
Venise is a total barackaholic with her barack watch, barack chain, barack hat, barack t-shirt and her "hope and change" tatoo.
by MrNiceGuy01 December 15, 2008
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Barackstar

Name to describe a certain american president, primarily fueled by the media and made to be larger than life
Oh i love Obama, hes my Barackstar!!
by hgtv 4 life March 7, 2009
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baracgasm

bar·a·gasm
Pronunciation: \bar-awe'-ga-zem\

Function: noun

Etymology: Proper name, Barack + awe + New Latin orgasmus, from Greek orgasmos, from organ to grow ripe, be lustful; probably akin to Sanskrit ūrjā, meaning, "to sap strength."

Date: circa 2009

1) intense or paroxysmal excitement especially an explosive discharge of neuromuscular tensions at the height of Barack Obama-related news reporting.

2) physical extacy brought on by emotional arousal related to witnessing actions of Barack Obama ; usually accompanied by a thrill going up one's leg and the ejaculation of platitudes and acolades by "unbiased" reporters.



bar·ac·gas·mic also bar·ac·gas·tic \bar·ack·gas-tik\ adjective
Did you see CNN today? When he reported on the new 100 trillion dollar budget,Chris Mathews had another baracgasm on air.
by Not Chris Mathews March 27, 2009
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