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digital housewife

it's what common housewife evolved into.
digital housewife uses no cookware, but just photoshop, illustrator and digital cameras to express themselves as artists or grab couple of bucks here and then working with notebook from the kichen table as freelance graphic designer, maybe thinking that this is less humiliating than cook meals all day long.
My wife? she hasn't the faintest idea how to use a wok, in the kitchen she's got macbook, photoshop, and printer. i think she's just evolved into a perfect digital housewife, cooking delicious company brochures, succulent logos.. and tons of digital upholstery pictures to share on flickr.
by mave73 March 17, 2009
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ebullshit

ebullshit, aka as eBS is all the BS you can find by some sellers on ebay, usually on sale under the category "Vintage"
Man, this guy is selling his load of ebullshit there! Bid? they should put a FORBid button on that!
by mave73 November 18, 2007
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facebookcentric

Friend or relative you always see also in "Common friends" section of facebook and you can't figure out how can they possibly know each other.
On facebook everybody knows Alex. Must be Facebookcentric.
by mave73 February 20, 2009
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obamation

process of people constantly impersonating or putting themselves in obama's shoes. thinking what obama will think, what obama will say, or using obama's quotes like "putting lipstick on a pig"
He's quite changed, the way he talks: I'm afraid.. He's been through an obamation!
by mave73 October 22, 2008
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italian

italian living in italy is somebody who actually says "we are the best in the world" (sounding in italian like "ui ar de best in de uold") and he means it. constantly is bragging about himself and italy while he never traveled away of his hometown.
Italians (thinking about football) say:"we are the best in the world!"
Rest of the World (thinking about culture, economy, aviation, military organization, transports, modern architecture, technology, engineering, basketball, baseball, tennis, olympics, and so on..) says: "Are you sure?"
by mave73 May 8, 2008
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snortshire

snortshire is actually the italian town of Milano where amongst all other problems of corruption and signs of economy failure also 1 adolescent out of 10 admit that tried to snort cocaine almost 1 timem in his life.
"hey kiddo where u from? snortshire?"
"Let's go to party in snortshire."

synonyms: sortingshire, hooverland.
by mave73 May 8, 2008
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deja vulva

having a casual second sexual intercourse with the same girl after long time, but in the same circumstances.
dude 1) what happened last nigth with that chick at the pub? did you already knew her?

dude 2) She was familiar, I knew her long time ago, in this same pub. We ended up having this weird sense of "deja vulva".
by mave73 June 3, 2009
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