33 definitions by mave73

wikipedophile

Male, no social life, compulsively asking wikipedia all kind of questions, day and night becoming a Wikipedophile.

Ethymology: Wikipedia "Fast Education" (Hawaiian: Wiki Wiki "Fast" + Ecyclopedia (Gk. enkyklios paideia = "child education") + Philòs "lover" = "Wikipedophile" = "Fast Education lover"

Stop it man! You are obsessing.. you're like a wikipedophile!

by mave73 March 3, 2008

B-Force

Natural gravity-like phenomenon by which female breasts attract male eyes.

When I saw Sandra after her boob job I definitely felt she had a lot more B-Force.

by mave73 October 21, 2008

Ryangirl

Ryandgirl is for a low cost date.

synonyms: ryandate

Hey man, this one is a Ryangirl. I'll pay only for gas and taxes, ride is for free.

by mave73 May 20, 2008

Banksgiving Day

Banksgiving Day: Banks giving, That would be definitely something to be thankful for.

Probably in Neverland they've got Banksgiving day too.

by mave73 December 2, 2009

Premature Textaculation

The accidental sending of a text message,
resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense, or makes you a big, big embarrassed ass.

He had a premature textaculation, so he wrote her: "I was looking again at your picture when I came ..." Ooops! message sent! instead of ".. I was looking again at your picture when I came to the conclusion that probably we never met." well.. what do you know about that! what a total ass!

by mave73 August 16, 2008

junktage

Junktage is all the Ebullshit you find on Ebay looking for some nice things from the 70's or the 80's.. so looks like vintage but really is junktage..

Boy, look all that junktage he's got! what is it a E-barn sale?

by mave73 October 30, 2007

Ryandate

Ryandate is a low cost date.

synonyms: ryangirl

Hey man, this one is a Ryandate. I'll pay only for gas and taxes, ride is for free.

by mave73 May 20, 2008