Definitions by mave73

depressionism 

that kind of art that only expresses depression.

what kind of art is that mural? maybe.. depressionism!

depressionism by mave73 April 13, 2011

loverdose

Gut feeling, nausea like symptoms caused by excess of time spent with the same partner.

- is he hangin' out alone?
- loverdose split. he's out to take a breathe of fresh air... and maybe fresh broad.

loverdose by mave73 February 9, 2010

party face 

party face: the face you put on when somebody's trying to embarrass you in public.

bf: Please... we're at a party..

gf: No, no, no, we'll talk about it now. Just put on your party face and don't try to embarrass me. When a man lies about where he's been... it's not hard to guess the reason. So What's the little whore's name?

party face by mave73 December 5, 2009

Banksgiving Day 

Banksgiving Day: Banks giving, That would be definitely something to be thankful for.

Probably in Neverland they've got Banksgiving day too.

Banksgiving Day by mave73 December 2, 2009

better than expected 

better than expected: it's the new way out of something.

The economy after the 2008 crash seems to be recovering at fast pace at the incessant sound of "better than expected". the only problem is that the predictions of what's "expected" are made by the same guys that didn't see the worse coming... when it was really better.

dude1: Hey dude? Is your wife really cheating on you and you still in this good mood?

dude2: Well.. it's because I thought she was double timing me with 3 different guys. Turned out to be only with two of them.

dude1: Oh, I get it! you're into the whole.. Better than expected thing

better than expected by mave73 July 31, 2009

deja vulva 

having a casual second sexual intercourse with the same girl after long time, but in the same circumstances.

dude 1) what happened last nigth with that chick at the pub? did you already knew her?

dude 2) She was familiar, I knew her long time ago, in this same pub. We ended up having this weird sense of "deja vulva".

deja vulva by mave73 June 3, 2009

digital housewife 

it's what common housewife evolved into.
digital housewife uses no cookware, but just photoshop, illustrator and digital cameras to express themselves as artists or grab couple of bucks here and then working with notebook from the kichen table as freelance graphic designer, maybe thinking that this is less humiliating than cook meals all day long.

My wife? she hasn't the faintest idea how to use a wok, in the kitchen she's got macbook, photoshop, and printer. i think she's just evolved into a perfect digital housewife, cooking delicious company brochures, succulent logos.. and tons of digital upholstery pictures to share on flickr.

digital housewife by mave73 March 17, 2009