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baldrick 

once apon a time there was a happy little sausage, who's name was baldrick, he lived happily ever after.

the end


( if you dont get it, go and borrow the dvd )
blackadder:whats your first name baldrick?
balders:could be soddoff sir..
blackadder:why?
balders:because when i used to introduce my self to the other kids when i was little, i would say " hello my name is baldrick !", and they would say "we know... sodoff baldrick !"
baldrick by bob ! December 29, 2003

Baldrick 

Noun: From the popular character Baldrick in Britis sitcom Blackadder. Baldrick's defining feature is a kind of innocent stupidity. Therefore, someone who makes honest mistakes on a regular basis might be described as a baldrick"
"Blackadder:Baldrick, what are you doing?
Baldrick: I'm carving something on this bullet sir.
Blackadder: I see. And What are ou carving?
Baldrick: I'm carving Baldrick sir.
Blackadder:Why?
Baldrick: Well, you know how they say that somewhere out there, there's a bullet with yur name on it, I thought if I owned thee hullet with my name on it I'd be safe, because I'll never shoot myself...
Blackadder: really? Pity...
Baldrick:...and the chances of there being two bulletes with my name on are very slim indeed."

Anyone capable of this kind of idiocy is a potential baldrick.
Baldrick by Sam Baynham November 28, 2003
Baldric uploaded a terrible YouTube video about destroying my art sculpture from Ms. Garcia’s art class. The class is sucks. She will yell apart you becauses she is an olds.
Baldric by anonymous March 2, 2019

baldrick 

1: A sash-like belt usually for holding a sword, or in later years magazines/pouches of gunpowder

2: Scruffy, dimwitted and diminutive sidekick of various incarnations of Edmund Blackadder from the BBC comedy of the same name noted for his 'cunning plans'. Played by the actor Tony Robinson

3: anyone who resembles said character
Who's that little git over there?
Oh, thats the office "Baldrick"...OI Baldrick coffee, 2 sugars!
baldrick by Kynth March 22, 2008
A dude who makes dumb YouTube videos for some reason.
Person A: Dude look at that person on YouTube, Baldric. Is he bald or something?
Person B: I don't know. I wonder why he made his name like that lol.
Baldric by spoiledgamer128 September 24, 2020

Baldercrap 

To call something both balderdash and bullcrap, hence the name, "baldercrap".
1. My friend told me about scientology, saying that it was a real religion, but I know it's just baldercrap.

2. A guy was yelling about the end of the world, so I called "baldercrap!" and told him to STFU.
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