A heap of utter crap

false info

The most awesomest board game ever invented by anyone.

The balderdash is a sex position.

The common version: Both partners cover their entire bodies in lube. The bottom lies spread eagle on the bed. The top stands at the end of the room facing the bed and makes a running leap (like a slip-and-slide) towards their partner, penetrating the partner during the process.

If the bottom is a girl, her pubes should be waxed into a landing strip, or a brazillian wax to avoid any rug burn

The traditional version: Both partners must shave their entire bodies, including pubes. (Hence the "bald"erdash).

For variants of this position, see Mudslide.

n. A foot race for senior citizens.

(bôldr-dsh)
1. trivial nonsense

Balderdash is one of my favorite words. though i never really use it in speech, it's what we called our band...
suspected to have derived from the medival latin word balductum<~~ i'm not quite sure what that means but that's where it come from... supposedly... anywho one of these days you will be hearing from me and my band "Balderdash" in the near future... i don't doubt it at all...

a rapidly receding hairline.