You're talking shite, pal, that's total balderdash

NB Balderdash could be used to describe what Prime Minister Tony Blair talks on a regular basis, both in and out of Parliament
by Bonnie wee haggis September 23, 2003
Well, that's it for the housewife wind-sprint. Up next is the balderdash. Our favorite to win today has just turned 65, his birthday was just last week--and, yes, folks, here he is now...
by raskolnikov, PhD. May 2, 2007
(bôldr-dsh)
1. trivial nonsense

Balderdash is one of my favorite words. though i never really use it in speech, it's what we called our band...
suspected to have derived from the medival latin word balductum<~~ i'm not quite sure what that means but that's where it come from... supposedly... anywho one of these days you will be hearing from me and my band "Balderdash" in the near future... i don't doubt it at all...
~~>This that you speak of...
it's all a bunch of BALDERDASH<~~
by Chrissy_12321 May 23, 2006
The balderdash is a sex position.

The common version: Both partners cover their entire bodies in lube. The bottom lies spread eagle on the bed. The top stands at the end of the room facing the bed and makes a running leap (like a slip-and-slide) towards their partner, penetrating the partner during the process.

If the bottom is a girl, her pubes should be waxed into a landing strip, or a brazillian wax to avoid any rug burn

The traditional version: Both partners must shave their entire bodies, including pubes. (Hence the "bald"erdash).

For variants of this position, see Mudslide.
Guy: "What's all this lube for?"
Girl: "I thought we'd try balderdashing tonight."
by RatherDashing001 February 19, 2010
When you get older, a balderdash begins to occur.
by rss56 April 10, 2009
To stick your dick in a girls ass, and having her give you a blowjob afterward
by alessandro possamai August 8, 2006