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Baldric
Person A: Dude look at that person on YouTube, Baldric. Is he bald or something?
Person B: I don't know. I wonder why he made his name like that lol.
Person B: I don't know. I wonder why he made his name like that lol.
Baldric by spoiledgamer128 September 24, 2020
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Baldrick • Baldric • Saint Baldrick's • balderich • Baldickian • baldicus • baldracca • Baldrian • baldridge • beldric
baldrick
once apon a time there was a happy little sausage, who's name was baldrick, he lived happily ever after.
the end
( if you dont get it, go and borrow the dvd )
the end
( if you dont get it, go and borrow the dvd )
Baldrick
Noun: From the popular character Baldrick in Britis sitcom Blackadder. Baldrick's defining feature is a kind of innocent stupidity. Therefore, someone who makes honest mistakes on a regular basis might be described as a baldrick"
"Blackadder:Baldrick, what are you doing?
Baldrick: I'm carving something on this bullet sir.
Blackadder: I see. And What are ou carving?
Baldrick: I'm carving Baldrick sir.
Blackadder:Why?
Baldrick: Well, you know how they say that somewhere out there, there's a bullet with yur name on it, I thought if I owned thee hullet with my name on it I'd be safe, because I'll never shoot myself...
Blackadder: really? Pity...
Baldrick:...and the chances of there being two bulletes with my name on are very slim indeed."
Anyone capable of this kind of idiocy is a potential baldrick.
Baldrick: I'm carving something on this bullet sir.
Blackadder: I see. And What are ou carving?
Baldrick: I'm carving Baldrick sir.
Blackadder:Why?
Baldrick: Well, you know how they say that somewhere out there, there's a bullet with yur name on it, I thought if I owned thee hullet with my name on it I'd be safe, because I'll never shoot myself...
Blackadder: really? Pity...
Baldrick:...and the chances of there being two bulletes with my name on are very slim indeed."
Anyone capable of this kind of idiocy is a potential baldrick.
Baldrick by Sam Baynham November 28, 2003
baldrick
1: A sash-like belt usually for holding a sword, or in later years magazines/pouches of gunpowder
2: Scruffy, dimwitted and diminutive sidekick of various incarnations of Edmund Blackadder from the BBC comedy of the same name noted for his 'cunning plans'. Played by the actor Tony Robinson
3: anyone who resembles said character
2: Scruffy, dimwitted and diminutive sidekick of various incarnations of Edmund Blackadder from the BBC comedy of the same name noted for his 'cunning plans'. Played by the actor Tony Robinson
3: anyone who resembles said character
Backdoor Baldridge
A person who refuses to enter through the front, but instead prefers the backdoor in both entering and exiting and in sexual activities.
I once met this guy who was a total "Backdoor Baldridge" and always used the trunk to enter and exit the car.
Backdoor Baldridge by Seth Gass February 1, 2008
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